Max:
"You're leaving. You can't. I haven't made my third wish yet!"
Kazaam:
"But, you did. You wished for a second chance for your father. It was a perfect wish. It was a wish from your heart. And now, it's done."
Max:
"Wait, you don't understand. What's happening to you?"
Kazaam:
"I don't know. I just feel... I feel... free."
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Nick:
"What the hell are you doing here? Are you looking for trouble?"
Max:
"Dad, it was just gonna be you and I."
Nick:
"There is no "you and I." Get out and stay out!"
Max:
"But, Dad, you don't understand.."
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Kazaam:
"WHO..DARE TO WAKE ME?!"
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Alice:
"Nick, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Nick:
"This is between me and my boy."
Alice:
"YOUR boy? You haven't seen him over a decade. You have no rights here!"
Nick:
"This has nothing to do with you!"
Alice:
"You want me to call the cops? I will!"
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Kazaam:
"Hey, don't turn your butt on me!"
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Kazaam:
"I'm Djinn, and I'm free."
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Max:
"Uh, Unico? Unistan? Pakistan? Stan the man?"
Mrs. Duke:
"Detention!"
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Kazaam:
"In 5,000 years, you're the only friend I ever had; and when you needed me the most, I wasn't there. If I have to spent another 5,000 years in a lamp, a compass, or even that stupid boom box, I wouldn't care. I just wish I could've granted your wish. I wish I could've filled your heart; [speaks foreign]. You, you are the sultan's gold, Max. I... I am Kazaam."
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Nick:
"You don't want to live my life, you got a choice. I don't. You understand? A guy like me, you can't just walk away and pretend all this didn't happen. Do you know how many cops would love to lock me up? All right, look. I want to tell you something. Let me tell you something. You get no second chances in life. You get no second chances, remember that."
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Kazaam:
"Let's green egg and ham it."
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Max:
"You ARE a genie!"
Kazaam:
"What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'."
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Alice:
"That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too."
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Kazaam:
"Grab my belly and make a wish."
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Max:
"You smell like hippopotamus butt."
Kazaam:
"*smells pit* Damn."
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Max:
"In that case, I wish I was big as you but not so stupid!"
Kazaam:
"That's not a wish, that's an insult!"
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Nick Matteo:
"Tell me, you booked in or you just come out and scared the hell out of us."
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School Bully:
"Hey, I wanna talk to you!"
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Kazaam:
"You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!"
Max:
"*riding his bike* Deal with this!"
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Kazaam:
"I AM KAZAAM!"
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Max:
"Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!"
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