The Muppet Christmas Carol
Release: December 10, 1992

A retelling of the classic Dickens tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, miser extraordinaire. He is held accountable for his dastardly ways during night-time visitations by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and future.

Fozziwig: "This is the time for me to make a little speech"
Marleys: "It's time for us to take a little nap"
SAM the Eagle: "You will like 'Business'. It is the American way. (Gonzo wispers in his ear) Oh Yah. It is the 'British' way."
Rizzo: "I came down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!"
Gonzo: "You get to have all the fun."
Scrooge: "You're a little absentminded, Spirit."
Ghost: "No! I'm a LARGE absentminded spirit. Ho, ho, ho."
Kermit: "The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care. -Kermit"
Kermit: "The world's got a shine today. The world's got a glow. There's no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello. -Kermit"
Melon: "Melon: Hey, I'm being stolen. Help me! Help me! -Melon"
Puppet People: "There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him. -Puppet People"
Marley and Marley: "We're Marley and Marley! We're Marley and Marley! -Marley and Marley"
Scrooge and Rat-people: "*How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?* *[singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun.* -Scrooge and Rat-people"
Gonzo and Rizzo: "Gonzo: I am here to tell the story. Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food. -Gonzo and Rizzo"
Vegetables: "If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. -Vegetables"
Rizzo: "Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food." -Rizzo"
Gonzo: "There's a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist, from when I fell of my bicycle! -Gonzo"
Rizzo: "I dropped my jelly beans! -Rizzo"
Rizzo: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!!!! Light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!! -Rizzo"
Singing Mice: "No cheeses for us meeses! -Singing Mice"
Rizzo: "God save my little broken body!! -Rizzo"
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