The Muppet Christmas Carol
Release: December 10, 1992
Trailers
"Saturday ['10s]" Hub Family Movie promo
"Monday [11/30(/98)]" DC/MWoD promo
.15 “On Sale Now [11/12]!” spot (NBC [11/8/93])
This is the restored version of the theatrical trailer for the film.
This is UK VHS trailer for the film. Believe it or not, this is actually th...
Danish Trailer for The Muppet Christmas Carol - Muppet's Juleeventyr
Posters
Quotes
Fozziwig:
"This is the time for me to make a little speech"
Marleys:
"It's time for us to take a little nap"
SAM the Eagle:
"You will like 'Business'. It is the American way. (Gonzo wispers in his ear) Oh Yah. It is the 'British' way."
Rizzo:
"I came down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!"
Gonzo:
"You get to have all the fun."
Scrooge:
"You're a little absentminded, Spirit."
Ghost:
"No! I'm a LARGE absentminded spirit. Ho, ho, ho."
Kermit:
"The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.
-Kermit"
Kermit:
"The world's got a shine today. The world's got a glow. There's no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello.
-Kermit"
Melon:
"Melon: Hey, I'm being stolen. Help me! Help me!
-Melon"
Puppet People:
"There goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim. If they gave a prize for being mean, the winner would be him.
-Puppet People"
Marley and Marley:
"We're Marley and Marley! We're Marley and Marley!
-Marley and Marley"
Scrooge and Rat-people:
"*How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly... UNEMPLOYED?* *[singing] HEAT WAVE. This is my island in the sun.*
-Scrooge and Rat-people"
Gonzo and Rizzo:
"Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.
-Gonzo and Rizzo"
Vegetables:
"If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour.
-Vegetables"
Rizzo:
"Mother always taught me: "Never eat singing food."
-Rizzo"
Gonzo:
"There's a mole on my thumb, and a scar on my wrist, from when I fell of my bicycle!
-Gonzo"
Rizzo:
"I dropped my jelly beans!
-Rizzo"
Rizzo:
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY!!!! Light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!!
-Rizzo"
Singing Mice:
"No cheeses for us meeses!
-Singing Mice"
Rizzo:
"God save my little broken body!!
-Rizzo"
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