"Gee, this is tiring. How do statues do it?"
"Ok, me want to eat, Hot Dog.... STAND! (eats crazily)"
"Hi. Do you guard this museum?"
"Wow, good work! We were here all night and nobody bothered us! Ta-ta!"
"No you weren't! No!"
"You were too!"
"1,005,623 pictures! And one guard! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hey everybody, have you seen Snuffy? You know, I bet he did, he probably got up early to go to Snufflegarden. He never likes to be late. Say, what are you all doing here?"
"What are we doing here?! We spent the whole night looking for you, Big Bird!"
"Gee, why did you do that?"
"Because we love you, now where were you?"
"Well, all over the museum and did we have fun!"
"You had fun? But did we have fun?!"
"Me don't know art, but me know what me like! FOOD!"
"Wow, it's not easy being an Egyptian!"
"You said it!"
"Locked in the museum! I knew some good would come of this!"
Gordon and Susan:
"It shouldn't be too hard to find him, should it Oscar?"
"Nah, as easy as finding a needle in a trash heap. And I thought this was gonna be boring!"