Chance:
"Hallelujah, I've died and gone to Kentucky!
-Chance"
Shadow:
"I wonder if I can have that dog stuffed.
-Shadow"
Chance:
"Ladies, ladies, please, you gotta help me! I'm starving, and I can't remember when I had my last meal, and I'm an orphan, and I'm weak, and I'm helpless, and if you don't feed me, I'll shrivle into a pile of bleached bones, so please!
-Chance"
Chance:
"Do you want to shake a paw? Shake hands? How's that? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? A little bit? Please?
-Chance"
Shadow:
"You've learned all you need to know, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye.
-Shadow"
Shadow:
"Chance, you're a genius!"
Chance:
"No, I'm not! Uh… What's a genius?"
Shadow:
"Never mind."
Chance:
"I'm too pooped to poop.
-Chance"
Sassy:
"Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
-Sassy"
Chance:
"Hey, Shadow, you want to have some fun? Stick your head into that log.
-Chance"
Chance:
"He bit me with his butt!
-Chance"
Sassy:
"I'll get food by acting like I don't want food."
Chance:
"That's stupid."
Sassy:
"I'll prove it."
Chance:
"Oh. You don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid."
Sassy:
"Oh, great. Cat calls.
-Sassy"
Chance:
"Cats are smarter than dogs, huh? Right. She doesn't even know the meaning of the word, "stay".
-Chance"
Chance:
"I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want to chew on your neck!
-Chance"
Chance:
"Ugh! Green stuff! I hate that!...Alright, now we're talking turkey!
-Chance"
Shadow:
"Chance, try and get some sleep."
Chance:
"I can't sleep. I'm too tried to sleep."
Chance:
"Chance: "He bit me with his butt!"
-Chance"
Sassy:
"Sassy: Chance, stop! The blouse is dead!
-Sassy"
Security Guard:
"Here. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty."
Sassy:
"No. Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy."
Sassy:
"Cats rule and dogs drool."
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