ABC World News Tonight Intro

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On: October 22, 2017

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Marge: "[she and the father go inside Try-N-Save on Christmas Eve, as...; ♪"Deck the Halls" (Instrumental)♪] Homer, look at this mob. [a crowded customer line with four out of nine open registers] The good toys are probably all gone."

Homer: "("hic-hic"s) Oh, Santa's got a little trick up his sleeve. [he takes off his mittens as it approaches...; uses P.A.] Attention, shoppers: Register 9 is now open for your shopping convenience. [a small batch of customers come to that just-opened register]"

Homer (Cashier): "[a customer with a blue short-sleeved shirt is now putting toys on the register] (a model car) Sorry, these are for display only. (a teddy bear) This has been recalled. (a refillable water shooter) Ooh, Bart would like this. (...and a football) We're out of these. (He didn't take a hockey puck.)"

Customer's Mother: "[about the football] Out? But I just-..."

Homer: "Register nine is now closed. [he opens the register and stuffs his stack of cash on the door, before he steals the last-minute Christmas toys he paid for.] ("He-he-he"s)"

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