Evil Con Carne Intro
Evil Con Carne Intro
Once upon a time, there was a jillionaire playboy who was blown up in a tremendous explosion. His brain survived... (Hector Con Carne's stomach: Stomach, too!) ...and was attached to the body of a stupid circus bear. I am that brain. My name is Hector Con Carne, and I will one day rule the world! (He laughs maniacally.)