SantApprentice Intro

Added By: KPFan127
On: November 09, 2018

English Intro (High Quality)

Lyrics

A little boy called Nicolas has the most amazing job. Underneath the fairy lights and through the chimneys' tops. SantApprentice, spreading joy on Christmas Eve. Born a little orphan boy he wants you to believe. He'll learn the Christmas' secrets all that

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Quote O' Matic
Mae Thompson: "[Wayne shows the Thompsons the shrunken furniture] Why didn't you tell us earlier?"
Diane Szalinski: "Well, up until now, the machine just... blew things up."
Mae Thompson: "Are you saying that that machine...?"
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: "Blew up my kids?"
Diane Szalinski, Wayne Szalinski: "No, no!"
Wayne Szalinski: "No, if the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere..."
Diane Szalinski: "Wayne!"
Wayne Szalinski: "Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids."
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: "You're the one who needs a shrink, Szalinski. You are a nut case. And I'll tell you something, I have got an air hammer in my attic and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you *all over the neighbourhood*! Come on, Mae!"
Wayne Szalinski: "[he storms out of the house, dragging Mae after him] I think that went well."
Diane Szalinski: "I think we should have them over more often."
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