since i was real young, the simpsons has been my favorite show. just post whatever your favorite episodes are or favotire quotes or whatever....

"Lisa, you are what we say in latin, dorkus malorkus"
"That isn't latin"

"yeah, you heard me, you trash eatin' stinkbags"
"did you just call us trash eating stinkbags?"
"i don't know, alot of people were yelling stuff."

I love the Simpsons. My favourite episode when I was young was when Bart formed that army of class mates to fight Nelson.

Has anyone seen the new series? I've heard in the next new episode Millhouse's mom and dad might be getting back togther. Worsth watching I think. Wish I lived in the U.S.A

Has anyone figured out what state the Simpsons live in? In one episode, Lisa stated that if you follow the clues, you can figure it out.

I've watched the Simpsons for many years and the only state I know they are in is an animated one :lol:

I have always loved the simpsons but I dont know if i have a favorite episode.

This is some lyrics from the simpons sing the blues cd seeing how this is a all simpsons chat I thought it be ok for this to be here

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

Yo, Hey what's happenin' dude
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step, in the big Bart craze
I've got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rythm and so can you

So move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now thacha got it if you think that you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Ah front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin' (Bart) Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself confined to my room
When all else fails nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart you're bad like
Michael Jackson

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth
From side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Pick your feet up off the floor
Let 'em glide
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it
So can I
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Now here's a dance beat
That ya can't deny

Turn it down, will you shut that infernal racket
Do the Bartman

Oh my ears, Lisa put that saxophone away
You can't touch this
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it
You can't prove anything

Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home
'till Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
And if it was mine you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good so that's okay
I'm up in my room just'a singin' a song
Listenin' to the kick drum kickin' along
Yeah Lisa likes jazz she's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, Everybody back and forth
From side to side
Do the Bartman
Do the Bartman, She can do it, you can do it
So can I

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction

Do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body turn it out if you're bad man
Front to back to the side yes you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Doncha slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got the groove you gotta use it
Rock-rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Do the Bartman

Oh wow, man

I remember in TV guide there was a list of the BEST and Worst episodes of the Simpsons. The BEST episode according to TV guide was the one about Lisa's Braces episode. That happens to be one of my favorite episodes. My other favorite is a flashback of when Marge and Homer get married. The WORST on the list was Lisa becomes president episode. For me the worst episode was the one with the flashback within flashback in a cartoon thought bubble and it had some old cowboy guy shooting and pausing while saying 1,2,3.(god what an awful episode)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I made Homer on the WWE Smackdown vs RAW 06 video game. His finisher signature moves are the
Fame Asser and The Earthquake

Springfield is in Illinois. So therefore the Simpsons are there. Then again there is a small town named Hollywood in Florida, so I may be wrong.

I love the Simpsons :) I don't have a favorite :) Well, I did like the one where Selma and Troy McClure get married. Oh, and the one where Homer wanted to go to Duff Gardens but he ate a bad sandwich and got sick ;)

Seasons 2-7 are my favorites.

some of Ralph Wiggum's quotes are my fave:

"I bent my Wookie!"

"My cat's breath smells like catfood"

"Me fail english? That's unpossible"

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learneding!"

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there" :lol: :lol:

Here's some more!

- "Why does everyone run away from me?" *Pees pants*

- "Everybody's hugging!"

- "My baby! Where's my baby?"

- "I made Bart in my pants."

- "Leprechauns tell me to burn things."

- "Your eyes need diapers."

- "I look like cable TV."

Lisa: "Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and then sold off piece by piece."

Marge: "Homer, if you've raised 3 children who can knock-out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right!"

Homer: "Dear Mr. Burns, I'm sooo glad you enjoyed Bart's blood. You're a buck toothed mummy with girl's arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"

Mr. Burns (to Smither's): "Excellent. Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo."

Bart (to Rod and Todd): "Oh there's no sugar in pixie sticks...trust me."

These make me fall out of my chair everytime! :D

This quote isn't completely right, but you know which one it is.

"An other mouth to feed? We don't need a 3rd kid!" "Homer, we have 3 kids" "Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!" "Maggie, Homer" "oh...OH, right!"

I also liked
"Lisa, your not going to eat animals anymore!? Not ham,pork or bacon?!" "Dad, those are all from the same animal!" "Oh suuuuure lisa, a mystical magical animal, in a land of pikies and unicorns"


"I am so smart! I am so smart! s-m-r-t! I mean s-m-A-r-t!"



probably my over all fav is "My cats breath smells like catfood"



Fav epsiod? I like the halloween specials, espically the one when the house tries to kill homer with Shawn Coneries (sp) voice.



"Marge is quite a woman homer, you must be quite a man to have her" "Quite a man? I knocked marge up! i wasn't here, she'd be free to man or machine!" "**underbreath** Machine eh? heh..heh...heh..." **homer suddenly appears** "Thats right! a Machine!"

My favorite episode has to be when Homer decided to become an inventor. A few of his inventions were the Electric Hammer, the Everything's Okay Alarm, and the Lazy Man Reclining Toilet Seat!

here's a couple:
When Chief Wiggums's stomach is bleeding and Ralph says,"Why is your stomach crying?"

Bart writes 'insert brain here' on Homer's head. Homer starts spinning on the floor trying to look for it. The whole family is laughing and Homer still keeps trying to look for it even harder. Then everyone starts to sound like they're disturbed by it.

Always been my favorite show. I used to call them the "Simpsimps" when I was a kid. Guess I couldn't pronounce it. But I've always been wicked good at trivia.

Anyway, I agree with seasons 2-7. It really started to change season 7, and you can seee that, but still SOME good episodes. I think one of the worst seasons was season 11, but I'd need to check the episodes. I dunno, I love the episodes about Lisa. Even one of the newer ones where she meets a bunch of activists and camps out on a redwood tree. My fav line from that was, "Redwood, return to me! ... Okay, I guess I don't have superpowers."

One of the worst episodes that sticks out in my mind is when Homer and Marge start making whoopie in public places. It wasn't funny, and it was SO tasteless.

I absolutely adore the Simpsons!!!!
By far the best cartoon ever, south park comes in second but The Simpsons, now there is a perfect family!!! Forget the waltons, I'd love Homer as a father!!!!