Squirtgun79
69 Posts
17 years, 6 months ago
Please list some really good ones that you've done to other people here. I need ideas.
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    Machinist
    261 Posts
    17 years, 6 months ago
    how far do you want to go? Actually how much revenge do you want?
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      Jason43
      1494 Posts
      17 years, 6 months ago
      Three words: milk chicken bomb. Look it up.
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        menasor
        661 Posts
        17 years, 6 months ago
        two words- tea bag :D
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          lorax
          977 Posts
          17 years, 6 months ago
          you can't go wrong with water balloons, always a classic
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            Ilikethepixies
            5870 Posts
            17 years, 6 months ago
            I agree with Machinist, is it like:

            "He put a fake dog turd on my rug, so I gotta get him back!"

            or is it more like

            "This mother fucker robbed my mother, I'm going to crush him, end of story."

            Let me know, I have proven suggestions for both types of revenge
              jamigram
              1954 Posts
              17 years, 6 months ago
              Watch southpark episode Scott Tenorman must die, that should help you out
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                TMNT
                5203 Posts
                17 years, 6 months ago
                lorax
                you can't go wrong with water balloons, always a classic


                ForSure Lorax Water Ballons are the classics for sure :)
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                  mr3urious
                  3356 Posts
                  17 years, 6 months ago
                  While he's sleeping, stick his hand in warm water... then pee on him!


                  "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
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                    Ilikethepixies
                    5870 Posts
                    17 years, 6 months ago
                    1.Bake him a pie.

                    2.Tell him it's apple cinnamon.

                    3.Forget to mention the razor blades and used needles hidden inside.
                      shankenstein
                      769 Posts
                      17 years, 6 months ago
                      If they have a car, smear dog crap under the door handle.

                      Or...

                      Fart in a jar and keep in the freezer for awhile, then open it up in a room with the person.

                      I'm not sure about really good, elaborate pranks.

                      menasor
                      two words- tea bag :D


                      Ewww...
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                        Machinist
                        261 Posts
                        17 years, 6 months ago
                        shankenstein
                        If they have a car, smear dog crap under the door handle


                        But first you tape thumb tacks under the handle. Because the first thing you do when you prick your finger is stick the tip of it in your mouth!!!


                        Or you could go for the Upper Decker:
                        Take the lid off the back of the toilet bowl and crap in it, then put the lid back on. It will take a while before they figure out where the smell is coming from.
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                          Ilikethepixies
                          5870 Posts
                          17 years, 6 months ago
                          Three words: Continuous Mailbox Destruction

                          We once made a guy go through 13 mailboxes for talkin' shit to my friend. He tried to reinforce them and everything. Nothing a baseball bat couldn't take care of.

                          He would wait out on his porch with a shotgun, but people have to sleep sometime. I bet he's still out there right now waiting for us to drive by.
                            jesuspenis
                            92 Posts
                            17 years, 5 months ago
                            carjack a truck,,run down his mom
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                              lorax
                              977 Posts
                              17 years, 5 months ago
                              you could ruin his car by putting bologna on it when he's at work/school. During the day, the sun will be intense and kind of fry the bologna on his car and when he goes to get it off, he's stuck with a polka-dotted car
                              "This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin, tried to reach deep but you couldn't get in..."
                                Squirtgun79
                                69 Posts
                                17 years, 5 months ago
                                Machinist
                                how far do you want to go? Actually how much revenge do you want?


                                Well, I don't want to hurt him or ruin any of his property. But I want to severely embarrass him in front of all his friends (or strangers even).

                                Anymore suggestions that work out with that?


                                PS - Thanks to everyone who posted here.
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                                  Ilikethepixies
                                  5870 Posts
                                  17 years, 5 months ago
                                  I have a really good one. This was actually done to me:

                                  I was driving one day when I look down to find 3 little lizards running around my car. Turns out my friend bought a big box of these little lizards at Petsmart and opened it up in my car. I was finding lizards for the next two weeks running around my car. Only do this if your friend is nice like I am and will just trap them and let them go.
                                    Squirtgun79
                                    69 Posts
                                    17 years, 5 months ago
                                    Ilikethepixies
                                    I have a really good one. This was actually done to me:

                                    I was driving one day when I look down to find 3 little lizards running around my car. Turns out my friend bought a big box of these little lizards at Petsmart and opened it up in my car. I was finding lizards for the next two weeks running around my car. Only do this if your friend is nice like I am and will just trap them and let them go.



                                    I'm scared that the lizards might cause an accident. But, I guess I could do something else. This person likes to sing to the worst chick songs ever when he is in his car. I could tap his car with a recorder before he leaves to go on the road, and I can keep doing this until I get a good amount of him singing, then I can make one big mp3 of it, and upload to myspace and put it on my page.

                                    That doesn't seem mean enough, though. I wanna do something meaner, I think.
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                                      GIRob
                                      53 Posts
                                      17 years, 5 months ago
                                      mr3urious
                                      While he's sleeping, stick his hand in warm water... then pee on him!


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                                        JerseyJ
                                        533 Posts
                                        17 years, 5 months ago
                                        -Pour a cup of soda and spit in it... then stir it with your "personal" stirrer.
                                        -Do the mp3 thing you mentioned and play itat his job or someplace where he goes a lot.
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