A bickering couple driving cross-country pick up a murderous hitchhiker whom threatens to kill them unless they take him to a santuary, and in return agrees to split some bank loot he has on him.
Archibald Weisenheimer:"Can you hear me, my dear Silas? I'll bet you can't. WELL, HEAR THIS! I wouldn't bet too much on little Muffin Baker! Something tells me she's not going to inherit a dime!"
Tabitha the Ghost:"You're rotten to the core, Archie, but I still may be able to foil your evil plans, in the meantime."
Archibald Weisenheimer:"Nice try, Silas, but I don't believe in ghosts!"
Tabitha the Ghost:"Neither did Scrooge. See you later, Archie!"
Archibald Weisenheimer:"Just you try that again, Silas, and I'll mix you into the kitty litter box! You don't believe me? Just you try it!"
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