Dogma Quotes
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Rufus:"You masterbate more than anybody on the planet" Jay:"Tell us something we dont know" Rufus:"When you do it, your thinking about guys"
8944
Bethany: "Nobody is fucking me!" Jay:"We'll take head"
8943
"Oh, say you're the Metatron and people stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Hestin movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!" :Metatron
8942
jay:
jay:is it true that chicks fart if you give them a good blast in the ass?
-jay
8941
rufus and jay:
rufus to bethany:you are the last descendant of jesus christ.jay:so does that mean your part black?
-rufus and jay
8940
Azrael:
Pick THAT up.
-Azrael
8939
Jay:
I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!
-Jay
8938
Loki:
I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin.

-Loki
8937
Metatron:
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

-Metatron
8936
Rufus:
I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate.
-Rufus
8935
Bethany:
New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
-Bethany
8934
Bartleby:
You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.

-Bartleby
8933
Serendipity:
That's the cosmic joke. I can give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but I can't keep any for myself.
-Serendipity
8932
Cardinal Glick:
Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.

-Cardinal Glick
8931
Azrael:
Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

-Azrael
8930
Gun Salesman:
We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on.

-Gun Salesman
8929
Silent Bob:
No ticket.

-Silent Bob
8928
Bus Station Attendant:
There's one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.

-Bus Station Attendant
8927
Nun:
I never thought of it that way... what am I doing with my life... what am I...?

-Nun