Keeping Up Appearances Quotes
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Hyacinth: My name is Bouquet, B-U-C-K-E-T. Oh no it's not Bucket, it's Bouquet
24800
Hyacinth & Richard:
Richard: W-Where's the injury? Hyacinth: ...never you mind!
-Hyacinth & Richard
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Liz & Emmet:
Emmet: I can't go out there, she'll sing it at me, she always does.
Liz: Then start a conversation, she can't sing then.
Emmet: But then she'll talk!!!
-Liz & Emmet
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Richard & Onslow:
Richard: Don't you find it strange that Daisy was on a motorbike with another man?
Onslow: Now that you mention it, I never knew she liked motorbikes.
-Richard & Onslow
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Liz & Emmet:
Liz: You can't just stay indoors because Hyacinth is out there.
Emmet: Oh I can, I really can.
-Liz & Emmet
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Hyacinth:
Take your shoes of before you enter the house, dear.
-Hyacinth
24795
Hyacinth:
I hate talking to Onslow on the phone, especially if he's not wearing a shirt.
-Hyacinth
24794
Richard:
[while test-driving a Rolls Royce]...If I should scratch the paint...we'll have to re-mortgage the house!
-Richard
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Onslow:
oh...Chuff Me!
-Onslow
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Mailman:
Oh ugh .. hi Ms. Bucke.. Bouquet.
-Mailman
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Hyacinth:
I'll invite them over for one of my candlelight suppers.
-Hyacinth
24790
Hyacinth:
People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.
-Hyacinth
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Emmet:
If I hear the word yaht from that woman just once more, I swear I'll buy a U-Boat.
-Emmet
24788
Onslow:
OWW, naaaiiice.
-Onslow
24787
Hyacinth:
I will not have you not excited Richard.
-Hyacinth
24786
Hyacinth:
(picking up the phone) Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!!!
-Hyacinth
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Vicar:
Oh no it's the Bucket woman, drive drive!!
-Vicar
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Hyacinth:
It's my sister Violet, you know the one with the Mercedes, a swimming pool and room for a pony.
-Hyacinth