Ed, Edd and Eddy Quotes
22151
Ed: "The number you are dialing is not in service."
22150
Rolf: "What no-nothing would dimple the cookie-biscuit with the doohickey of a rabbit?"
Kevin: "Those are raisins, dude."
Rolf: "Same thing!"
22149
Jimmy: "Buttered toast and gravy? People eat this?"
22148
Sarah: "Ed! Get your stupid friends out of the way!"
22147
Ed: "COOKIE DOUGH! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"
22146
Ed: "Could you pull my finger, Rolf?"
Rolf: "No."
(Ed cries)
22145
Ed: "Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs..."
22144
Jonny: (dressed like Ed) "Look Plank, we get to go to a tea party!"
22143
(Ed drew a very strange picture)
Edd: "Um, Ed, what is THAT behind Rolf?"
Ed: "Rolf's head is about to be crunched by a 4-Legged Mutant Bus Driver!"
22142
Ed: "In the void of space, Zorba the Two-Headed Mutant..."
Jimmy: "Silly little Jilly frolicked through the daisies..."
Ed: "Spewing slime from its tentacles!"
Jimmy: "'I'm so silly', said Jilly..."
Ed: "...As Zorba sucked his brain!"
Jimmy: "'I wish I were a potato, so that a prince would like me!'"
Ed: "He gagged on its bones!"
22141
Ed: "They're hungry again, Eddy!"
Eddy: "So feed them other there!"
22140
Ed: "Show yourself, Mutant Scab Laborer!"
22139
Ed: "Man the helms! Dive! Dive!"
22138
Ed: "Boy, being rich really stinks!"
22137
Ed: "Can I lick the bowl?"
22136
Rolf: "You have squeezed an orange rind in the eye of Rolf!"
22135
Ed: "I think you have to go home, chickens."
22134
(Rolf is mimicking a bloodhound)
Jonny: "Hiya, Rolf! Whatcha doin' there, guy?"
Rolf: "Silence! Rolf must brood!"
(Rolf continues to sniff the ground)
22133
(when Eddy realizes that his brother sent him baby stuff)
Eddy: "Baby stuff! What does he think I am, a 2-year-old?!"
22132
Eddy: "Great, what are we supposed to do for an hour?"
Ed: (holding up a rubber band) "I got an elastic, Eddy!"
Eddy: (unimpressed, as Ed aims the rubber band) "Big deal."
(fade to black, rubber band hits Eddy)
Eddy: "Ouch!"