Animaniacs Quotes
31592
Dot:
Yakko, isn't the use of falling anvils going to be a bit too excessive?
Yakko:
Yes.
Dot:
OK.
31591
Yakko:
Is it Abraham Lincoln?
Baloney:
No.
Dot:
Could it be Nancy Kerrigan?
Baloney:
No.
Yakko:
Is it a big, fat polyester dinosaur who's the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face?
Baloney:
No! It's me, Baloney!
31590
Baloney the Dinosaur:
"I" is for "imagine", "M" is for "Me", "A"is for the letter A, "G" is for "G". "I" is for.."imagine", "N" is for "Nice", "E" is for "Egad! I said Imagine twice"!
31589
Kid #1:
Boy, there's nothing better to do after school than to stay after school and play!
Kid #2:
I love school so much, I wish I could marry it!
31588
Dot:
Say, why don't you go paint that Moaning Lisa, Leonardo?
Michaelangelo:
That's Da Vinci!
Dot:
That's delightful!
Yakko:
That's delovely but we have a ceiling to paint!
31544
Miss Flamiel:
This is a classroom, not a music hall! Now find your seats!
Yakko:
Got my seat.
Wakko:
Got mine.
Dot:
Here's mine.
Yakko:
Bet you don't have trouble finding yours.
31543
Dot:
We need to find someplace to stay until the Emmys.
Yakko:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego staying?
Wakko:
HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!
31531
Yakko:
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
31530
Yakko:
And the moral of today's story is, Win a free trip to Tahiti!
31529
Miss Flamiel:
Let me warn you that I will tolerate no foolishness! Are we clear?
Yakko:
No, we're opaque.(snaps finger and they turn transparent)Now we're clear!
31491
Miss Flamiel:
What is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?
Wakko:
I'll tell you tomorrow.
31490
Miss Flamiel:
Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Dot:
They're all dead.
31489
Miss Flamiel:
Yakko, can you count to 100?
Yakko:
One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!
Miss Flamiel:
No, give me all the numbers!
Yakko:
Hey, it's only a six minute cartoon!
31488
Miss Flamiel:
We will begin class by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Please repeat after me.
The Warners:
Please repeat after me.
Miss Flamiel:
No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me.
The Wanrners:
No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me.
Miss Flamiel:
Stop that! I'm warning you!
The Warners:
Stop that! I'm warning you!
Miss Flamiel:
Stop it, stop it, stop it!!
The Warners:
Stop it, stop it, stop it!!
Miss Flamiel:
If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!
The Warners:
If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!
Miss Flamiel:
All right! That's it!!
The Warners:
All right! That's it!!
Miss Flamiel:
Aah!!!
The Warners:
Aah!!! With Liberty and justice for all.
31486
Yakko:
Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb dangerous scaffold and paint naked people all over a church?!
All:
We'll do it!
31485
Dot:
Ew! More naked people!
Yakko:
I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike. This is a church.
31484
Michaelangleo:
You fools! I'm the great Michelangelo and this is the Sistine Chapel!
Yakko:
Really? If you're so great, what did you do with the other fifteen chapels, huh? Got you there!
31483
Yakko:
Very Pete Townshend-esque.
Dot:
Who?
Wakko:
Exactly!
31482
Wakko:
Hey mister, pull a rabbit out of your pants!
Audience:
Shhh!
Yakko:
What are ya, leaky tires?
31044
Dot:
Wow! Our very own garage!
Wakko:
Hey, somebody's having a yard sale tomorrow!