The Mask Quotes
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Stanley Ipkiss: Milo stay here. Looks like Daddy's gotta go kick some ass.
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Bouncer: You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope.
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Stanley Ipkiss: Back off, Monkey Boy, before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank. Or maybe we should call the IRS, and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at Club FED!
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Stanley Ipkiss: I'm here for the Civic.
Irv: The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission.
Stanley Ipkiss: What? All I wanted was an oil change!
Burt: Well, you're lucky we caught these problems now before they cause you some serious trouble.
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Charlie Schumacher: The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. Only the creme de la creme need apply.
Stanley Ipkiss: So how do we get in?
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Charlie Schumacher: That was THE most sickening display I've ever seen.
Stanley Ipkiss: I disagree. I think I'm wearing her down.
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Maggie: Stanley, you are the nicest guy. Really, you are.
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Dr. Arthur Neuman: We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking.
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The Mask: Somebody stop me!
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The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
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Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!
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Mr. Dickey: Ipkiss! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!
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Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
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Cop: Bazooka...
The Mask: I have a permit for that.
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The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!
28886
somebody stop me dudes the mask is back
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Well, it's nothing. Any American with balls of steel would do with his community. Milo, come on!
-Stanley Ipkiss
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I'm gonna take you apart! Well, I hope you could enjoy the victory with one friggin' eye!
-Dorian and Stanley
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Officers, arrest those men! Always wanted to say that.
-Charlie Schumaker
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Can't make the scene if you don't got the green.
The Mask