Yellow Submarine Quotes
11861
Old Fred: Now whatever you do, don't touch that button!
Ringo: Which button?
Old Fred: That button.
Ringo: This button?
[presses the button and is ejected]
Ringo: Aaaahhhhh!
Old Fred: That was the panic button.
11860
Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of "Wales".
John: They look like drop-outs to me.
11859
John: Break the glass.
George: We can't!
Paul: It's Beatle-proof.
John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!
11858
Ringo: Cor! It's all a load of Father Xmas's.
Paul: No, that's Father Time.
Ringo: How'd you know that?
Paul: Well, I read it in a book once.
11857
John: [Frankenstein's monster has turned into John Lennon] Hey, Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream.
Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Now listen to old Fred.
Old Fred: [speaking gibberish] Submarine! Explosions! Blue Meanies!
[calmer]
Old Fred: What do you think?
John: [to Ringo] I think he needs a rehearsal.
11856
Ringo: Nothing ever happens to me. I'd jump in the river Mersey... but it looks like rain.
11855
Ringo: And we're not subscribers.
11854
Chief Meanie: Let us not forget that Heaven is blue...
[screaming]
Chief Meanie: TOMORROW, THE WORLD!
11853
Chief Meanie: Are the troops in readiness?
Max: No, Your Blueness.
Chief Meanie: The bonkers?
Max: Nope.
Chief Meanie: Clowns?
Max: No.
Chief Meanie: Snapping Turks?
Max: No.
Chief Meanie: Anti-music missiles?
Max: No.
Chief Meanie: The dreadful flying glove?
Max: No!
Chief Meanie: Splendid! Today... Pepperland goes blue-y...!
11852
Lord Mayor: Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers
Old Fred: A quartet?
Lord Mayor: And four mothers
Old Fred: Another quartet?
Lord Mayor: Made their way in this yellow submarine...
Old Fred: What, that little thing?
Lord Mayor: ...to Pepperland.
11851
George: Hey, he looks wrong.
Paul: He doesn't look at all well.
George: In fact, he's horrible.
John: He's so ugly.
All: REALLY UGLY!
11850
[George tries to fix the sub's motor, receiving a huge electric shock instead]
Old Fred: What do you think?
George: I think I burnt me finger.
11849
Lord Mayor: Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers
Old Fred: A quartet?
Lord Mayor: And four mothers
Old Fred: Another quartet?
Lord Mayor: Made their way in this yellow submarine...
Old Fred: What, that little thing?
Lord Mayor: ...to Pepperland.
11848
George: Hey, it's seen us! Find the boxing button!
Paul: Whoever heard of a "boxing button"?
John: Who cares! Find one!
11847
Ringo: George, what are you doing up there?
George: [driving in Ringo's car] Now, what is it, Ringo? Is it a matter you want to take up... or down?
Ringo: [indicating Fred] This chap, here.
Old Fred: [crazy gibberish] Submarines! Explosions!
Ringo, Old Fred, John: Blue Meanies!
George: Aww, you're nuts, the pair of ya.
[drives off]
Ringo: Hey, that's my car, lad.
George: How do you know it's your car, lad?
Ringo: I know it anywhere. Red with yellow wheels.
[the car changes colors]
Ringo: I mean... blue with orange wheels.
[the car changes colors again]
George: It's all in the mind.

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11846
Old Fred: "H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent,'" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help!"
11845
Old Fred: You've got to steer clear.
Ringo: Steer clear?
Old Fred: Yes, steer. Clear?
Ringo: Yes, dear.
11844
Chief Meanie: Ah, the hills are alive...
Max: [sings] ... with the sound of music!
Chief Meanie: [Punches Max] Who did it? Who is responsible for this?
Max: Rimsky-Korsakov?
[Chief Meanie shoots him, Blue Menial #3 stomps him into ground]
Max: [Poking his head up from ground] Guy Lombardo?
11843
Chief Blue Meanie: [as Blue Minions are routed] You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards!
11842
[in the Sea of Holes]
John: This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.