Last Action Hero Quotes
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Jack: (To Danny) "I'll be back...Ha! You didn't know I was going to say that, did you?"
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Jack Slater: Who does the doctor treat in the hospital?
Danny: Patients.
Jack Slater: What is the sleeve of my jacket doing?
Danny: Wearing thin.
Jack Slater: Bingo!
Danny (thinks about it for a second): Gee, that was a stretch.
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Jack Slater:
Hey Claudius, you killed my father... Big Mistake.
-Jack Slater
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Jack Slater:
Drug bust? The only drugs you'll find in there are asprin, and if you touch that front door, you're gonna need them.
-Jack Slater
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Jack Slater:
How exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I tear off both of your thumbs?
-Jack Slater
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Jack Slater:
Do you want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!
-Jack Slater
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Jack Slater:
Tell me, why am I wasting time with dime store punks like you? when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers.
-Jack Slater