Spaceballs Quotes
2792
Minister: "Here we go. The short, short version. Do you?"

Vespa: "Yes."

Minister: "Do you?"

Lone Starr: "Yes".

Minister: "Good! You're married! Kiss her!"
2791
Lone Starr: "Go to hyper-jets."

Barf: "Going to hyper-jets." (Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot get pasted to their seats as the Winnebago starts to exit Mega-Maid)
2790
Lone Starr: "Full throttle."

Barf: "Full throttle."
2789
Vespa: (In the Winnebago) "Where is he?"

Lone Starr: (Rushing in) "Here. We've got a minute and 40 before the end of the world".
2788
Spaceball Soldier: "We aint found shit!!"
2787
Fuck, even in the future nothing works!
-Dark Helmet-
2786
Dark Helmet: (to Col. Sandurz; about the radar technician) "That's not all he's lost."
2785
Dark Helmet: Keep Firing, Assholes!
2784
Dark Helmet: "Where is it? Where is it?"
Colonel Sanderz: "It's gotta be here!"
Dark Helmet: "OUT OF ORDER? FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
2783
Lone Starr: "We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a SHIT load of money!"
2782
12345? That's amazing I got the same combination on my luggage!....Prepare....Spaceball 1 for for immediate departure......and change the combination on my luggage! -President Skroob
2781
"My brains are going into my feet!" -Helmet
2780
"Oh shit......there goes the planet."
-Ape #1
2779
Pizza The Hutt: "Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke."
Barf: "That's Barf."
Pizza The Hutt: "Barf. Puke. Whatever."
2778
Lonestar: "Barf!"
Barf: (to himself) "Always when I'm eating."
2777
Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."
Lonestar: "What?"
Dark Helmet: "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."
Lonestar: "What's that make us?"
Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
2776
Dark Helmet: "Did you see anything?"
Col. Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
Dark Helmet: "Good!"
2775
Dark Helmet: "There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!"
2774
Lone Starr: (Exiting the Winnebago in Mega Maid) "I'm going down there".

Barf: "He's going down there...I wouldn't!"
2773
Lone Starr: "Barf, give me a reading."

Barf: (Rapidly) "Our Father who Art in Heaven. Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will..."