Real Tom:
"DEAD TOM'S DEAD!"
Mrs. Bluberidge:
"I'LL BE FINE BOYS. RUN FOR IT!"
Jim, Rizo, and Gonzo:
"HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!!"
Mrs. Bluberidge:
"Now who's going to clean all of this up!?"
Mrs. Bluberidge:
"DON'T BE GIVING HIM ANYMORE RUM"
Billy Bones:
"How does she bloody do that?"
Long John:
"you tore a page from the holy scritptures to make a pirates death sentence.....Oh the red hot gates of HELL are creeping open. You blafamous hethens."
Pirate:
"I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!
-Pirate"
Mr. Arrow:
"You, you were in charge of cleaning the deck, fifty lashes and then you will walk the plank. Smollet: I didn't say that. Arrow: I was anticipating your whim, sir.
-Mr. Arrow"
Gonzo, Rizzo:
"Run, Rizzo, Run!" "I'm going as fast as I can...
-Gonzo, Rizzo"
Benjamina Gunn (Miss Piggy):
"All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy."
Jim Hawkins Gonzo:
"There are pirates looking for this map.' 'Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?
-Jim Hawkins Gonzo"
Kermit:
"Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
-Kermit"
Gonzo:
"I'm getting taller. This is cool, I may have a future in the NBA."
Statler:
"Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog."
Waldorf:
"Well, it was too late to save the movie."
Billy Bones:
"How does she bloody do that?"
Benjamina Gunn:
"Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.
-Benjamina Gunn"
Captain and Clueless:
"Captain: Clueless Morgan? Clueless: Huh?
-Captain and Clueless"
Clueless:
"You know. Cabin fevah! Ah!...That.
-Clueless"
Mice:
"Smally! Smally! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can. YAAAAAY!
-Mice"
Animal:
"Pol-i-ticks! Pol-i-ticks!
-Animal"
Mrs. Brimmely:
"And tomorrow we'll have roast sucklin'...potatoes...
-Mrs. Brimmely"
Waterskiing Rat and others in boat:
"Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!
Rat in Boat: What?!
Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!!
Rat in Boat: He said go faster!!
Waterskier: I'M GETTIN' TIRED!!!
-Waterskiing Rat and others in boat"