Muppet Treasure Island

Release: February 16, 1996

After telling the story of Flint's last journey to young Jim Hawkins, Billy Bones has a heart attack and dies just as Jim and his friends are attacked by pirates. The gang escapes into the town where they hire out a boat and crew to find the hidden treasure, which was revealed by Bones before he died. On their voyage across the seas, they soon find out that not everyone on board can be trusted.

Trailers

McDonald's official bath toys Happy Meal spot ("Now in Theaters [2/16(/96)]...

"On Sale 9/10th(/96)!" VHS spot

Video teaser for the film, captured from the Aladdin and the King of Thieve...

Kermit's 50th Anniversary trailer ("Coming Soon to Disney DVD [11/29]"; WDC...

"On Sale 9/10th[/96]!" VHS/LD spot

"Setting Sail 2/16th[/96]" Theatrical trailer (35mm)

Posters

Quotes

Real Tom: "DEAD TOM'S DEAD!"

Mrs. Bluberidge: "I'LL BE FINE BOYS. RUN FOR IT!"

Jim, Rizo, and Gonzo: "HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!!"

Mrs. Bluberidge: "Now who's going to clean all of this up!?"

Mrs. Bluberidge: "DON'T BE GIVING HIM ANYMORE RUM"

Billy Bones: "How does she bloody do that?"

Long John: "you tore a page from the holy scritptures to make a pirates death sentence.....Oh the red hot gates of HELL are creeping open. You blafamous hethens."

Pirate: "I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!! -Pirate"

Mr. Arrow: "You, you were in charge of cleaning the deck, fifty lashes and then you will walk the plank. Smollet: I didn't say that. Arrow: I was anticipating your whim, sir. -Mr. Arrow"

Gonzo, Rizzo: "Run, Rizzo, Run!" "I'm going as fast as I can... -Gonzo, Rizzo"

Benjamina Gunn (Miss Piggy): "All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy."

Jim Hawkins Gonzo: "There are pirates looking for this map.' 'Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting? -Jim Hawkins Gonzo"

Kermit: "Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them? -Kermit"

Gonzo: "I'm getting taller. This is cool, I may have a future in the NBA."

Statler: "Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog."

Waldorf: "Well, it was too late to save the movie."

Billy Bones: "How does she bloody do that?"

Benjamina Gunn: "Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog. -Benjamina Gunn"

Captain and Clueless: "Captain: Clueless Morgan? Clueless: Huh? -Captain and Clueless"

Clueless: "You know. Cabin fevah! Ah!...That. -Clueless"

Mice: "Smally! Smally! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can. YAAAAAY! -Mice"

Animal: "Pol-i-ticks! Pol-i-ticks! -Animal"

Mrs. Brimmely: "And tomorrow we'll have roast sucklin'...potatoes... -Mrs. Brimmely"

Waterskiing Rat and others in boat: "Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired! Rat in Boat: What?! Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!! Rat in Boat: He said go faster!! Waterskier: I'M GETTIN' TIRED!!! -Waterskiing Rat and others in boat"

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