A black British noblemen and his dimwitted assitant are tricked into going to America where they become part of the staff at Abe Lincoln's White House during the Civl War.
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Desmond Pfeffier:"The President is having telegraph sex!"
President Lincoln:"What's a nice girl like you doing here?"
Girl (Bar Patron):"I'm a whore!"
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Prinicipal's Secretary:"The art students took over the kiln. They say they have a list of demands."