Farce of the Penguins
Release: January 30, 2007

A mockumentary that illuminates penguin survival and mating rituals, as well as one bird's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his hedonistic buddies.

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Quotes
Marcus: "Say hello to my puddin pop!"
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Carl: "Cuz he loved her... in a way IIIIIII never diiiiiiiid..."
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Melissa: "[about Helen] Has she ever held on to a man?"
Vicky: "Only by the throat."
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Marcus: "Yeah! Bounce to it!"
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Online Penguin: "[just got rejected by a female penguin] Is it because my breath smells like ass?"
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Narrator: "Antarctica is one-and-a-half times the size of the United States, a claim once made in the 1960s by Cuba. But this isn't the story about a country who's just waiting for their next dictator to die. This is the story about the amazing creatures who for millions of years have lived here, in Mother Earth's frigid, white anus. This is a story about survival. It is a story about determination, but mainly it is a story about love, penguin love. This is the farce of the penguins!"
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Narrator: "And analogous to being a half-man/half-woman, Antarctica used to be populated by thick bushes, until millions of years ago when it slowly drifted to the south-most point of the Earth, where all hell froze over. America used to be populated by thick bushes, too, until they started bikini waxes and Brazilian cuts... Mmm-mmm, I miss big bushes!"
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Melissa: "I am tired of the club scene!"
Vicky: "So are the baby seals!"
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Marcus: "Now get your head out of my ass, you 'Brokeback Mountain' bitch."
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Jimmy: "You know, I'm so full right now if I farted, a minnow would pop out of my ass. I'd probably eat it too."
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What's global warming Penguin: "Careful, you might start an avalanche."
There's no snow Penguin: "With what? There's no fucking snow!"
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