A black British noblemen and his dimwitted assitant are tricked into going to America where they become part of the staff at Abe Lincoln's White House during the Civl War.
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Desmond Pfeffier:"The President is having telegraph sex!"
President Lincoln:"What's a nice girl like you doing here?"
Girl (Bar Patron):"I'm a whore!"
Quote O' Matic
Jax:"No trees, no animals, damn. What's going on here?"
Sonya:"Nature's dying. The merger of the realms is almost done."
Jax:"You know Sonya, you keep talking about mergers and realms and all that? They don't mean squat to me, aight?"
Sonya:"I can't explain it. The merger is close, we only have a few days left. Use your imagination."