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Dr. Pete Novos:
"I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse."
Scott Calvin:
"Yeah! [He slaps & rubs his belly] Clydesdale!"
Dr. Novos:
"So, what? You put on a little weight."
Scott:
"'weight'? Does this look like a little 'weight' to you? [He stands up and starts shaking his belly]"
Novos:
"Weight can fluctuate from year to year."
Scott:
"'fluctuate'? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45lbs in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?"
Pete:
"Well… What's your diet like?"
Scott:
"Milk and cookies."
Novos:
"Really?"
Scott:
"But, I don't finish all the milk."
Pete:
"Well then. There is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets. Okay?"
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