Hot for Red Sonja

My first movie crush
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February 01, 2008



Red Sonja. What was it about her that grabbed my utmost attention as a young boy? I mean seriously, my crushes always came from out of the blue. I had a crush on Blossom once. I even had a crush on cartoon character cheetara. Try and figure that one out. As a teen it was Andie McDowell. But my first entertainment crush was on this barbarian chicky called Red Sonja. I dont even know much about the comic book she was based off of. I only remember crushing on her after I first saw the movie.






Maybe it was her eyes. In fact, I know it was. She had bedroom eyes. She didnt have the finest body for traveling around in a loin cloth. Or maybe she did, but the new generation of babes has me spoiled. But as a kid, I wanted Red Sonja to bring me into manhood. I wanted to gaze into her eyes and do things boys only told each other about on the playground. Even as a child I knew better than to tell anyone, I want to make it with Red Sonja.




I didnt even care about the actress. Brigitte Nielson didnt captivate me in Rocky 4. And as she grew older, dear God. Brigitte Nielson grew haggardly. It was a tragedy to see. I watched a B Rated sex film she did in the 90s called Domino. Did NOTHING for me. I even think I saw her on a reality show getting freaky with Flava Flav. What is that all about?






Theres no arguing that Brigitte Nielsons best years are far behind her. But as long as I can find Red Sonja in print, her hottest moment in time is forever captured and preserved for young boys of all generations. So heres to you Brigitte, and to Red Sonja. She made me stand at attention for the first time.
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13 years, 9 months ago
absolutely, I had the hugest crush on Red Sonja, I used to watch it every time it came on TV just so I could see who I thought had to be the sexiest woman alive.

cryin shame what she looks like now lol
    13 years, 9 months ago
    When watching a few episodes of "Strange Love", it seemed she was always smoking. This is probably why she looks so old. Very sad.
      13 years, 9 months ago
      Why did she turn into a gross old mummy?
        13 years, 9 months ago
        I remember watching the trailer of movie and that alone kick started me into puberty. I never knew that was Brigitte Nielsen, coz I think she was also hot as the bad girl in Beverly Hills Cop II
          13 years, 10 months ago
          Long live the sonja great flick she looks better as ared head and she was sexy in cobra with then husband Stallone.
            13 years, 10 months ago
            Never cared for this movie and Brigitte Nielson's mullet never did it for me. Plus the fact we had Schwarzenegger playing "not-Conan" and Sandahl Bergman playing "not-Valeria". Sorry but an all around terrible movie.
              13 years, 10 months ago
              thumbs up. red sonja was a good flick. i also like her in rocky4 .
                13 years, 10 months ago
                yeah she did not age well. i really liked red sonja as a kid but watching it now, not so much.
                  13 years, 10 months ago
                  I do believe that is very tragic that she has become something of a Euro-Trash cougar.
                    13 years, 10 months ago
                    Love this moive too.
                      13 years, 10 months ago
                      I think Flavor Flav wrote that movie but i cant back that up
                        13 years, 10 months ago
                        Ehhh, pretty hot once upon a gorgeous........
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