Dead Bill:
"Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups."
Dead Ted:
"Maybe if he lets us do them girly-style."
Ted:
"You are a most excellent scientist, Station."
Bill:
"Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!"
Bill:
"You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!"
Narrator:
"Once... They Made History.
Now... They Are History.
-Narrator"
Bill S. Preston, Esquire:
"Ted, we're already dead, dude!
-Bill S. Preston, Esquire"
Ted:
"Bill, if I die, you can have all my Megadeth records.
-Ted"
Bill S. Preston, Esquire:
"You DICK, Bill!
-Bill S. Preston, Esquire"
evil bill and ted:
"69 dudes!
-evil bill and ted"
Ted:
"bill, I don't believe mindy divorced your dad.....and married mine!
-Ted"
The Grim Reaper:
"Best 5 out of 7
-The Grim Reaper"
The Grim Reaper:
"Best 3 out of 5
-The Grim Reaper"
The Grim Reaper:
"Best 2 out of 3
-The Grim Reaper"
Evil Ted:
"I got a full-on robot chubby.
-Evil Ted"
The Grim Reaper:
"You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper.
-The Grim Reaper"