Ace in monster truck:
"Duuuuh, nobody wants to play wit me."
Ace Ventura:
"Hey, What are ya, 'H.R. Shoven Stuff'?"
Ace Ventura:
"Like a glove!
-Ace Ventura"
Ace, Ouda:
"Ace: What does Eqincu Ocha mean?
Ouda: White devil.
Ace: Well, tell them I'm not.
Ouda: I only met you. How do I know?
-Ace, Ouda"
Ace Ventura:
"My That's a lovely wrap you're wearing. Why don't I get you some fuzzy slippers made from heads of defenseless baby seals?!
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
"FRIENDS! RODENTS! QUADRAPEDS!!
LEND MY YOUR REARS!!!!
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
"Shikashek.....ahhh!
Shhhhiskibob....
Shhhhhawshank Redemption
Shikaaaaa..GO! (Chicago)
YOUR'RE OUTTA HERE!! Go on, Go!
-Ace Ventura"
Ace:
"Alrighty then!
-Ace"
Ace:
"Oh no, here she comes... Holy! Holy! Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Good, bad, good, bad, good! Good! Good!
-Ace"
Ace with monopoly guy on shoulders:
"(Draped like a boa) La dee dah!!! La dee dah!!
(Shaking monopoly guy on shoulders) DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS
-Ace with monopoly guy on shoulders"
Ace:
"If I were you then you'd be me and I'd use YOUR body to climb this cliff! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
-Ace"
Ace:
"Loser! La-hoo Sa-herr!
-Ace"
Ace:
"You know... you can poke an eye out with that thing.
-Ace"
Ace Ventura:
"Wundabar! "He exclaimed with great relish....
-Ace Ventura"
Ace:
"Earthquake test!
-Ace"
Ace Ventura:
"It is the Mucous that binds us.
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
""Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eaaaallly?!?!"
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
"Last chance! Where's that darn bat?
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
"Let's go kick some...consolate butt.
-Ace Ventura"
Ace Ventura:
"You must be the monopoly guy! Hey, thanks for the free parking...
-Ace Ventura"
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