Larry Todd:
"We're going up to that castle!"
Myron Mertz:
"What about that old woman? She said that it's haunted!"
Larry Todd:
"Oh, she's only trying to scare us."
Myron Mertz:
"Well, she's doing a really good job at it!"
Myron Mertz:
"Hey, Larry, show business really gets in your blood, don't it?"
Larry Todd:
"First you gotta have some."
Tony Warren:
"It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. Every once in a while you see him walking about with dead eyes blindly following orders, not knowing what they do and not caring."
Myron Mertz:
"Just like husbands."
Mary Carol:
"You killed a perfect stranger?"
Larry Todd:
"Nobody's perfect!"
Rosie:
"[after a long kiss] Am I going to see you later?"
Larry Todd:
"You certainly are."
Rosie:
"I know a wonderful place for just the two of us."
Larry Todd:
"Yeah, where?"
Rosie:
"In a telephone booth."
Larry Todd:
"[after a lingering kiss he ogles her] Remind me to bring along plenty of dimes."
Myron Mertz:
"I like it! I like it!"
Rosie:
"I'm just an average girl."
Larry Todd:
"Honey, if you're an average girl then I've been dating boys."
Mary Carol:
"Larry, why are you so nice to me?"
Larry Todd:
"I don't know, I guess I've always been a sucker for girls named Mary Carol."
Larry Todd:
"Look, I'll save you a lot of time: I'm a ghostbuster."
Mr. Cortega:
"A what?"
Larry Todd:
"Why you've heard of trustbusters, and bronco busters, and gangbusters? Well I'm a ghostbuster. So watch it, Buster."