Grunkle Stan:
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
Mabel:
"Kissing practice!"
Leaf blower:
"(Sucks in Mabel's mouth)"
Mabel:
"Aaaaaaah! Turn it off! Turn it off!"
Mabel (after the incident):
"That was fun!"
Mabel:
"Random dance party for no reason!"
Wendy and Mabel:
"Go go go go go go go go go!"
Dipper:
"(Writes I am pretending to write something down)"
Mabel:
"Soos, give me the 80'sest crap pleasingest rock balladiest song you got!"
Soos:
"(plays the song)"
Mabel:
"Excellent! (sings): Don't start unbelieving, never do not feel your feelings! I'm gonna do a flip! (flips) That one's for you guys!"
Thompson:
"Ok, just before we go, my Mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore. So......."
Wendy and the gang:
"THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON! THOMPSON!"
Wendy:
"I MAKE THE RULES SUCKA! BOOSH!"
Grunkle Stan:
"Aaaah! She's attacking me with water!"
Mabel:
"The future is in the past! Onward Sayoshima!"
Dolphin:
"(squeals and makes a car alarm)"
Dipper:
"MABEL! HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU EAT?!"
Mabel:
"Bleventeen..........."
Dipper:
"Oh man! Oh man oh man oh man oh man!"
Wendy:
"Looks like your sister is going crazy for that smile dip."
Mabel:
"(after eating Smile Dip) Ohhh.... maybe I had too much. What do you think?"
Dog #1:
"(makes weird noises)"
Dog #2:
"Would you like to eat my candy paws?"
Mabel:
"Of course you little angel! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom."
Grunkle Stan:
"You had your chance at the catillian you!"
Man on TV:
"You had your chance at the catillian you!"
Grunkle Stan:
"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! GRRRRRRRR! (throws TV outside the window)"
Mabel and Dipper:
"(look at Grunkle Stan awkwardly)"
Grunkle Stan:
"Uh..... couldn't find the remote."
Cray Cray Girl:
"You acting cray cray!"
Dipper:
"Wellllllll, who wants a Lamby Lamby Lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet your Mammy Mammy Mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies, and don't don't don't you forget about the BABY!"
Mabel:
"Uh oh...."
Dipper:
"What?"
Mabel:
"Somebody's in love!"
Dipper:
"Yeah right. I just think Wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her."
Dipper:
"Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?"
Mabel:
"I believe you are a big dork! Haha!"
Bill Cipher:
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"