Roscoe P. Coltrane:
"This is Sheriff Roscooooe P. Coltrane
-Roscoe P. Coltrane"
cooter:
"crazzzy cooter coming at ya
-cooter"
Roscoe P. Coltrane:
"Gkhuh-gkhuh-gkhuh!
-Roscoe P. Coltrane"
Narrarator:
"Now those duke boys, just don't know what they got theirselves into.
-Narrarator"
Uncle Jesse:
"Shepard to lost sheep, shepard to lost sheep.
-Uncle Jesse"
Cletus Hogg:
"Buzzard on a buzzsaw
-Cletus Hogg"
Enos Strate:
"Monkey See, Monkey Do
-Enos Strate"
Boss Hogg:
"After all if a man don't grow, he dies.
-Boss Hogg"
Rosco P. Coletraine:
"That put a quiver in my liver
-Rosco P. Coletraine"
Rosco P. Coletraine:
"That was a hurendous crash
-Rosco P. Coletraine"
Rosco P. Coltraine:
"I love It, I love It
-Rosco P. Coltraine"
Cooter Davenport:
"Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net.
-Cooter Davenport"
Rosco P. Coletraine:
"There's a flaw in the slaw.
-Rosco P. Coletraine"
Enos:
"Possum on a gum bush
-Enos"
Boss Hogg:
"When they were passing out the brains, you must have been behind the door and didn't get any.
-Boss Hogg"
Cletus Hogg:
"Flapjacks on a ferris wheel.
-Cletus Hogg"
Bo Duke:
"And You Spelled Empeedin' Wrong!!
-Bo Duke"
Boss Hogg:
"Arrest those duke boys for violating their parole."
Roscoe:
"Come on Flash, let's get you out of here."