Cat:
"You see, this is what happens when you mix your world and my world, and when you eat shellfish."
Thing 1:
"Let's go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
Joan:
"Sorry, officer. Was I speeding?"
Thing 1:
"Mekka dekka license. Appa registration. Mekka dekka, you're one hot momma."
Mrs. Kwan:
"Ms. Walden, back so soon? The children were angels!"
Mr. Humberfloob:
"YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"
Sally:
"Cat, your tail."
Cat:
"What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well that's just fine because, SON OF A BI--(bleep)!"
Cat:
"Welcome to "Astounding Products". I'm your host, the Guy in the Sweater who Asks all the Obvious Questions."
Fish:
"This is where they buried my brother!"
Cat:
"Humina humina humina! Who's this pretty lady(hat extends up)"
Conrad:
"That's our mom."
Cat:
"(hat falls down)Oh... Awkward."
Conrad & Sally:
"Cat! That's--Mom's dress!!!"
Sally:
"She was going to wear that to the party tonight and now you've ruined it!"
Cat:
"Honey, it was ruined when she bought it!"
The Fish:
"[during "The 'FUN' Song"] This cat is currently in violation of… (counts fastly) 17 of your mother's rules!"
The Cat:
"(answering phone) City morgue."
Fish:
"18!"
Cat:
"(Hangs up; Laughs)"
Fish:
"This cat should not be here! He should not be about! He should not be here when your mother is out!"
Cat:
"(to a garden hoe)Dirty hoe! I'm sorry babe, I still love you."