MICKEY:
""WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS""
Added By: EXTERMINATINGANGEL64
Rocky:
"Who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league...It don't matter, 'cause I was nobody before...I was nobody. That don't matter either, ya know...It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed. And if I can go that distance, ya see, and that bell rings, ya know, and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, ya see, that I weren't"
Adrian:
"It's Thanksgiving."
Rocky:
"Yea, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday."
Rocky:
"[Rocky is trying to make out with Adrian on their first date] Will you do me a favor? Take off these glasses.
[Rocky takes off Adrian's frumpy glasses, revealing her beautiful eyes]"
Rocky:
"Now take off this hat.
[Takes off her unattractive hat, revealing her dark, lovely hair. Adrian is beautiful and Rocky is appreciative]"
Rocky:
"I always knew you was pretty..."
Adrian:
"[Adrian looks at him, disbelieving] Stop teasing me."
Fight Announcer:
"What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know."
Rocky:
"I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?"
Paulie:
"[after Rocky finishes pounding on the raw meat]
You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder."
Gazzo:
"Don't you think I hear things?"
Rocky:
"What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!"
Mickey:
"[to Rocky, after round 1 with Apollo] Keep hittin' him in the ribs ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!"
Rocky:
"Hey, yo, Mike, whose lock is this? Whose stuff is this in my locker?"
Mike:
"It's Dipper's stuff. It ain't your locker no more."
Rocky:
"Whatta ya talkin' about it ain't my locker no more? It's been my locker for six years. Where's my gear?"
Mike:
"Mickey told me to bag it. Hang it."
Rocky:
"You put my stuff on skid row? I been in that locker six years; you put my stuff in a bag on skid row?"
Mike:
"Mickey tells me what to do. I gotta do it, right, Rock?"
Rocky:
"Where is he?"
Mike:
"Working with Dipper. He's in a baaad mood."
Rocky:
"So am I."
Jergens:
"[Apollo is looking thru a book of Philadelphia fighters]
What exactly are you looking for Apollo?"
Apollo Creed:
"This is who I'm looking for. The Italian Stallion."
Jergens:
"Rocky Balboa? Never heard of him."
Apollo Creed:
"Look it's the name man. The I-talian Stallion. The media will eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian right? What better way to get it on than with one of its descendants?"
Apollo's Trainer:
"He's a southpaw. I don't want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards"
Apollo Creed:
"Southpaw nothing. I'll drop him in three. Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion. Now that sounds like a damn monster movie."
Apollo's Trainer:
"Hey, champ, you oughta come and look at this boy you're gonna fight on TV. It looks like he means business."
Apollo Creed:
"[blowing him off] Yeah, yeah. I mean business too."
Mickey:
"You know what you are?"
Rocky:
"No, what?"
Mickey:
"A tomato."
Rocky:
"A tomato?"
Mickey:
"Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen."
Rocky:
"Hey... you know how I said that stuff on TV didn't bother me none?"
Adrian:
"Yeah?"
Rocky:
"It did."
Rocky:
"I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come!"
Mickey:
"Ya don't wanna know!"
Rocky:
"I wanna know how come!"
Mickey:
"Ya wanna know?"
Rocky:
"I WANNA KNOW WHY!"
Mickey:
"OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!"
Rocky:
"[beat] It's a living."
Mickey:
"IT'S A WASTE OF LIFE!"
Adrian:
"Einstein flunked out of school, twice."
Paulie:
"Is that so?"
Adrian:
"Yeah. Beethoven was deaf. Helen Keller was blind. I think Rocky's got a good chance."
Rocky:
"You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!"
Rocky:
"You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter."