A black British noblemen and his dimwitted assitant are tricked into going to America where they become part of the staff at Abe Lincoln's White House during the Civl War.
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Desmond Pfeffier:"The President is having telegraph sex!"
President Lincoln:"What's a nice girl like you doing here?"
Girl (Bar Patron):"I'm a whore!"
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Lilith:"Money. It's been said it is the root of all evil. Well, tonight, in this seedy motel room, two men are about to find out that it's the devil's honest truth – that when the fickle finger of fate points in your direction, the most innocuous omen may be the harbinger of doom, and it may come in the most enticing package with a heart that beats of pure deceit. So tonight, I bequeath to you 'The White Flower'."