Flora:
"Uncle Greenie, is it really you?"
Greensleeves:
"Basically it is, yeah."
Flora:
"You're short and bent!"
Greensleeves:
"I'm short and bent."
Flora:
"What happened to my Uncle Greenie, the handsome dashing hero?"
Greensleves:
"He got short and bent. But he's glad to see you nonetheless... come here darling, let me give you a kiss you sweet love! [sound of kissing]"
Rod Rescueman:
"[enviously] *I* should get short and bent!"
Ralph:
"[looking at pictures of Din] Hey, it looks real nice. Are they friendly at all?"
Botch:
"Oh, they are! They love to be friendly except they rush around so much, they don't have the time to be friendly."
Ralph:
"The "what" don't they?"
Botch:
"The TIME. They have clocks and watches on their wrists which tell them the time they don't have because they are always rushing. And they think they don't have..."
Ralph:
"Wait, wait, I'm not get... What is "time"?"
Botch:
"Two o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock."
Ralph:
"Yes, but there's something that tells them that they don't have something?"
Botch:
"Yeah."
Ralph:
"It's a clock?"
Botch:
"It's a clock."
Ralph:
"And they watch it?"
Botch:
"They watch it."
Ralph:
"And it tells them...?"
Botch:
"The time."
Ralph:
"That they don't have."
Botch:
"It's simple, easy. Get it?"
Ralph:
"Oh. Uh... Uh-huh."
Fairy Godmother:
"Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Would you like to be rescued?"
Fairy Godmother:
"[fire stop blazing] More than life itself! [fire begins to blaze again]"
Rod Rescueman:
"Let me just suck those flames up then! [sucks flames into his mouth]"
Fairy Godmother:
"My hero!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Thank you! [blows out flames all over the fairy godmother turning her black and crispy with the top of her wand eventually falling off]"
Fairy Godmother:
"Oh, jeez! This is pain!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Do I get the job, or should we move right onto the shark infested waters test?"
Fairy Godmother:
"I'll give you the job, you'll get out of here!"
Rod Rescueman:
"I'm a super hero!"
Fairy Godmother:
"You're kidding"
Rod Rescueman:
"I'm actually not a full fledged one, I'm on my learner's permit but that's almost as good."
Fairy Godmother:
"You have a resume, perhaps I could check something out?"
Rod Rescueman:
"Yeah I do, right here. It's a blank piece of paper but it is notarized and it's legal signed."
Fairy Godmother:
"You've made my day! If only I could give you a little test you could show me that you're capable of doing..."
Rod Rescueman:
"I've got an idea!"
Fairy Godmother:
"Yes?"
Rod Rescueman:
"Why don't you give me a test?"
Fairy Godmother:
"There's an idea!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Thank you!"
Fairy Godmother:
"Let me think of something... Here we go, I though of it so very quickly, let's pretend that I'm a damsel in distress."
Rod Rescueman:
"You'll be the damsel in distress."
Fairy Godmother:
"Better me than you."
Rod Rescueman:
"Well I couldn't rescue myself, that doesn't count."
Fairy Godmother:
"It really doesn't. [flies up onto her desk] OK, to make it a little more interesting I will be a damsel in distress currently on fire."
Rod Rescueman:
"At this moment, on fire."
Fairy Godmother:
"Here we go. [lights a ring of fire around her] Oh, help! Damsel in distress currently on fire! Oh, help!"
Rod Rescueman:
"This is the test where I show you..."
Fairy Godmother:
"This is where you jump in and do something!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Alright, you're on fire..."
Fairy Godmother:
"Currently!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Excuse me ma'am! Superheros are very polite!"
Fairy Godmother:
"[fire stops blazing] Skip polite, go right back! [fire starts blazing again] I now feel molecules charing internally!"
Rod Rescueman:
"Gotchya!"
Ralph:
"Ok, ok. I'm scared; it's official."
Automated feminine voicetrack:
"Welcome to the Garbagerie. Please follow the happy feet."
Rod Rescueman:
"[Flying in with fanfare] Hello."
The Fairy Godmother:
"Yes, who are you?"
Rod Rescueman:
"My name is Rod Rescueman."
The Fairy Godmother:
"And what do I learn from that?"
Rod Rescueman:
"My name."
Botch:
"[Discovering Rod Rescueman has rescued Flora Fauna] How did this happen? Where were you, watching reruns again? I don't wanna hear excuses! She'll be back; The Murkworks is in her blood, her sap, her plasma, or whatever she has!"
Scuzzbopper:
"I'm through with nightmare scripts! I'm starting work on The Great Amurkian Novel! Pulitzer Prize, here I come!"
Flora:
"Uncle Greenie, where are you?"
Greensleeves:
"Under the door, ya twit!"
Rod Rescueman:
"That's a pretty stupid place to be when people are knocking doors down!"
Fairy Godmother:
"Call me F.G.M. I hate excess verbiage."
Greensleeves:
"Happy as rats they are. They tap dance not, neither do they fart."
Ralph:
"Thank you Fairy God Mother!"
Fairy God Mother:
"Call me F.G.M. ... I hate excess verbiage."
Ralph:
"We've been fired by a fairy. How humilliating."