Tyler:
"[after knocking Julie unconscious] Hold that pose. I'll be right back"
Tyler:
"[while a scan is being run on Planet Eden] There are small traces in their system."
Germain St-Germain:
"[sarcastically] Yeah, immortality all over the place."
Julie:
"[after killing Tyler] Now we must destroy the key."
Odin:
"Perhaps, perhaps not! [strikes Julie with a whip]"
Julie:
"[stunned] O-Odin, why?"
Odin:
"Because... [rips open his robe and reveals himself to be an Arakacian] I am Arakacian! My charade fooled the insufferable Holy Landers and even that stone idiot! What make you think a pathetic mortal can stop me?"
Tyler:
"What do you mean you can't find them? How do you lose a 6 foot bitch with a talking rock, huh?"
Tyler:
"Blind adoration makes me so horny! Bring me a wench!"
Guard:
"Bla!"
Julie:
"[to Germain] Don't Talk. Don't Touch. Don't even breathe."
Odin:
"To forget history is to allow evil to rise again."
Chartog:
"[Julie, Odin and Zeek need to cross the lava river, to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...[chuckles pervertedly] ...kiss me."
Julie:
"Ugh... No way!"
Chartog:
"[chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive? [chuckles pervertedly]"
Julie:
"[hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler..."
Chartog:
"[chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon..."
Julie:
"[leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back? [kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]"
Zeek:
"[sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing? [Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste] We're waiting for you."
Julie:
"[furiously] Son of a bitch! [draws a fist back] KISS *THIS*! [slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]"
Odin:
"[disturbed] You people have strange customs. [Julie steps onto the boat]"
Julie:
"[huffs] Tell me about it."
Tyler:
"What does it take to get laid around here?"
Tyler:
"When you kill someone, make sure they're dead."