The Joker:
"You are a viscious bastard fertelli and uh... I'm glad You're dead (starts laughing hysterically)"
The Joker:
"Never rub another man's rhubarb. *followed by sadistic laugh*"
The Joker:
"Uh-oh... he don't look happy, he's been using 'Brand-X'. But with new and improved Joker brand products I get a grin, again and again."
Joker:
"Never rub another man's rhubarb."
Joker:
"HE STOLE MY BALLONS!!!"
Batman:
"Hey, Joker... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Jack Napier:
"Stop The Press, Who Is That?"
Joker:
"We've Got A Flying Mouse To Kill, And I Wanna Clean My Claws."
Joker:
"I'm Glad Your Dead! HA HA HA!"
Gordon:
"He gave us a signal"
Gordon:
"He gave us a signal"
Vicki Vale:
"What do you want?"
The Joker:
"......my face on the $1 bill."
Vinnie's Assistant:
"We have witnesses. Grissom's signature is perfectly legitimate."
The Joker:
"It IS legitimate! I saw it. I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and signed it in his own blood. And he did it with this pen. (pulls out a poison quill pen) Hello, Vinnie. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. (throws quill pen at Vinnie; quill pen hits Vinnie in the neck, killing him instantly) The pen...is truly mightier than the sword."
The Joker:
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Vicki Vale and The Joker:
"Vicki Vale: You're insane.
The Joker: Thought I was a Pisces.
-Vicki Vale and The Joker"
Eckhardt:
"Where have you been spending your nights?
-Eckhardt"
Joker:
"This town needs an anema (Toot) (Toot)
-Joker"
Joker:
"You mus posess power to inflict pain Bob.We've got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws!
-Joker"
Batman:
"I'm not gonna kill you.
-Batman"
Joker:
"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
-Joker"