Narrator:"[First lines, introduction] Sweet innocent Snow White who killed by a poison apple. But handsome Prince Charming resurrected her with a kiss and they were married in a universal celebration.
And so the prince brings his blushing bride to the enchanted cottage, a wedding gift from her dear little friends the seven dwarfs. Surrounded by lovable bunnies, and squirrels, and chipmunks, and skunks.
[the Good Fairy appeared] His highness carries Mrs. Charming over the fresh old and their adorable hom"
Good Fairy:"[First lines, Unsticking off from the blank space and to narrator] I'll tell you what's going on, honey? [presenting her one boob out with heartbeat] I'm in love! I'm in love with the prince of my dreams!"
Narrator:"That's Ridiculous! Is there supposed to be a good fairy?"
Good Fairy:"I'm nothin' bad about love, honey?"
Narrator:"Don't go sees a ghost, woman! You're almost 3,100 years old!"
Good Fairy:"Hey! I'm only 3,032. Besides, I hear he prefers older women."
Narrator:"This is an outrage, madam! Remove yourself from this fairy story!"
Good Fairy:"You can't kick me out, I'll get into that stud muffin's tight if it's the last thing I do!"
Narrator:"[pause] STOP! RESUME PLACES! [reversing to couple arrives] Very well then, I shall resume. And so the prince brings his blushing bride to the enchanted cottage, a wedding gift from her dear little friends the seven dwarfs. surrounded by lovable bunnies, and squirrels, and chipmunks, and skunks. His highness carries Mrs. Charming over the fresh old and their adorable new home. Where they lived happily... ever... after. [then they kiss, headed inside and shuts the door] This is the story of an enc"
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