Francesca Felix:
"Francesca: Felix, you saved my life. Felix: Don't thank me, thank my pills. [They kiss] Don't thank my pills, thank me.
-Francesca Felix"
Dracula Francesca:
"Dracula: What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook, or...? Francesca: A human. Dracula: They're the worst kind.
-Dracula Francesca"
Yetch Francesca:
"Yetch: It's me, your Don Juan. Francesca: I Don Juan to look at you.
-Yetch Francesca"
Felix Frankenstein:
"'I'll kill myself.' 'No, Felix, don't kill yourself.' ' Who's going to kill myself? I just said that because I didn't think anyone could hear me.'
-Felix Frankenstein"
Mr. Hyde Felix Flanken:
"Mr. Hyde: Hyde. Hyde. Felix Flanken: Hide? You want me to hide? Well if you want to play games, you must be feeling better. Certainly don't look it. Okay, I'll hide and you try and find me.
-Mr. Hyde Felix Flanken"
Dracula:
"Um... Due to the dilapidated condition of my wallet... Er, your ship. I think I had better fly.
-Dracula"
Yetch:
"[Invisible Man is hit with a pie, revealing his face] No wonder you're invisible. You're ugly and revolting and disgusting.
-Yetch"
Yetch:
"Into the air, zombie bird man.
-Yetch"
Felix Flanken Invisible Man:
"'Sorry, I can't see a thing without my glasses.' 'I've heard that one before.'
-Felix Flanken Invisible Man"
Yetch Dracula:
"'Point of order. Point of information. Point of importance.' 'Speak up and stop pointing.'
-Yetch Dracula"
The Monster's Mate:
"Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
-The Monster's Mate"
Felix Flanken:
"I know it's wrong, but I have a tremendous urge to sing "Auld Lang Syne".
-Felix Flanken"
Francesca Felix Flanken:
"'I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.' 'Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect. [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect- [Click] Are perfect...'
-Francesca Felix Flanken"
Dracula:
"I'd give my eye teeth to possess that secret formula.
-Dracula"
Felix Flanken:
"If I ever get out of this mess alive, I'll never hack and chop in a jungle again.
-Felix Flanken"
Felix Flanken:
"So, you recognize this vile, vile vial, eh?
-Felix Flanken"
Dracula:
"Francesca, you have always been my type. O-negative, isn't it?
-Dracula"
The Monster's Mate:
"I don't know how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ha ha ha ha.
-The Monster's Mate"
Felix Flanken:
"Uncle, I may have the blood for the job, but I sure don't have the stomach for it.
-Felix Flanken"
Baron von Frankenstein The Monster's Mate Francesca:
"'Aw, my dear, you look so... Er, ghastly.' '[flattered] Oh, doctor.' 'Oh, brother.'
-Baron von Frankenstein The Monster's Mate Francesca"