Max:
"You!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"Me?"
Max:
"You've got a plane!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"I have?"
Max:
"It just might save your life!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"It will?"
Max:
"You!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"Me?"
Max:
"It's your lucky day!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"It is?"
Max:
"You've got a plane!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"I have? [plane motor starts outside]"
Max:
"It just might save your life!"
Jedediah the Pilot :
"It will?"
Dr. Dealgood:
"[to panicking Bartertown citizens] Sale! Chase now, pay later!"
Max:
"Who are you?"
Slake:
"We're the waiting ones."
Blackfinger:
"[after inspecting a bomb] It's a class job. One mistake, and it'll blow the crap out of this place! Literally."
Blackfinger:
"[trying to disarm Max' booby trapped vehicle] I'll disconnect the battery!"
Max:
"I wouldn't do that."
Master:
"Who you?"
Max:
"Me Max."
Master:
"You smart."
Max:
"That's my vehicle."
Master:
"Disarm!"
Max:
"How much?"
Master:
"No trade! Do!"
Max:
"[turns and walks away]"
Master:
"[to Blaster] FETCH!"
Jedediah Jr.:
"[armed with more guns than he can hold] This is a stickup! Anybody moves, and they're dead meat! [Max turns around and looks at the approaching vehicles] Oh, no, I think we're all dead meat!"
Max:
"The first place you'll find is a sleaze-pit called Bartertown. Now if the earth doesn't swallow you up first, that place sure as hell will!"
Master:
"Who you?"
Max:
"Me Max."
Aunty Entity:
"[to the citizens of Bartertown] Where are you gonna run? Where are you gonna hide? Listen to me! Bartertown will live! Find the little man! Bring him back to me! We will rebuild! For those who took him... No mercy."
Pigkiller:
"[sees that Max has discovered Blaster's weakness] Mr., who are ya?"
Max:
"No-one"
Pigkiller:
"What's your name?"
Max:
"Nobody."
Pigkiller:
"No Mr., I can feel it! The dice are rollin'!"
The Master:
"You want foot in face?"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"We're not gonna make it."
Max:
"We haven't got any choice."
Jedediah the Pilot:
"Between them and us, there isn't enough runway."
Max:
"There will be."
Max:
"[Max recognizes Jedediah] YOU!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"Me?"
Max:
"You, it's your lucky day!"
Jedediah the Pilot:
"It is?"
Max:
"Uh huh. You've got a plane."
Jedediah the Pilot:
"I have?"
Max:
"[Outside, a plane is being started] It might just save your life."
Jedediah the Pilot:
"It will?"
Max:
"Uh huh."
Aunty Entity:
"Congratulations! You're the first to survive the audition!"
Aunty Entity:
"This is no enemy. It's almost family."
Max:
"Oh, I see, real civilized!"
Aunty Entity:
"The reasons don't concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?"
Max:
"Mmm [nods in agreement]"
The Collector:
"The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death."
Max:
"Who's the bunny?"
Auntie Entity:
"[the Blaster has reduced Bartertown's power supply] For God's sake, what now?"
The Master:
"Who run Bartertown?"
Auntie Entity:
"Dammit, I told you, no more embargos."
The Master:
"More, Blaster. [the Blaster puts all power out]"
The Master:
"Who run Bartertown? Who... run... Bartertown?"
Auntie Entity:
"...You know who."
The Master:
"Say."
Auntie Entity:
"Master Blaster."
The Master:
"Say loud! [the Master turns on the town loudspeakers]"
Auntie Entity:
"Master Blaster."
The Master:
"Master Blaster... what?"
Auntie Entity:
"Master Blaster runs Bartertown."
The Master:
"Louder!"
Auntie Entity:
"Master Blaster runs Bartertown!"
The Master:
"Lift embargo. [the Blaster turns power back on]"
Dr. Dealgood:
"Right now, I've got two men, two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dyin' times here!"
Max:
"Thunderdome. How do I get in there?"
Aunty Entity:
"That's easy. Pick a fight!"
Master:
"Me order! Me Master! Me run Bartertown!"
Max:
"Sure, that's why you live in shit!"
Master:
"Not shit! Energy!"
Max:
"Call it what you like. It still smells like shit to me!"