Lindsey:
"you should've asked if he had to go before we left"
Nick:
"i did"
Lindsey:
"no, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station
you're supposed to ask before every segment
everybody knows that"
Nick:
"evidentally not"
Lindsey:
"baby!"
Kevin:
"big baby!"
Lindsey:
"bigger baby!"
Kevin:
"giant baby!"
Lindsey:
"enormous baby!"
Kevin:
"humongous baby!"
Lindsey:
"colossal baby!"
Lindsey:
"you know, if you're thinking about my mom, you're wasting your time"
Nick:
"uh, you know, im not wasting my time
cause me and your mom, we're just friends"
Lindsey:
"thats good, cause moms still into dad and hes totally into her
and they're getting back together soon"
Nick:
"whoopie
im happy for 'em"
Nick:
"yo yo yo yo"
Marty:
"hey! hey its marty, whats up, man?
hows it going with those stupid little brats you got with you?
remember this: if the kids hate you, the mama won't date you"
Satchel Paige:
"man, your insurance premiums are going through the roof!"
Satchel Paige:
"[moans] i think i got me some whiplash!
aargh!"
Lindsey:
"what was mom thinking?"
Kevin:
"i don't know
i like him
hes kind of funny"
Lindsey:
"hey, don't get soft
this man is not our dad
hes the enemy"
Kevin:
"shut up!"
Lindsey:
"make me!"
Kevin:
"i don't make trash, i bury it!"
Lindsey:
"i'll bury my foot in your...!"
Kevin:
"say it! hah! you're too scared to say it!"
Lindsey:
"be quiet, you paranoid dunce!"
Nick:
"out of sight, out of mind"
Suzanne:
"excuse me?"
Nick:
"oh uh, i don't mind
you know, if you need a lift, i can give you a ride"
Satchel Paige:
"all we gotta do is lose the small fries
now im not saying drop 'em in the shark tank, nah"
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