In this comical outing, an ex-golf pro is assigned to teach the world's unlikeliest bunch of kids to become expert players. — Sandra Brennan
Tom Arnold
Rhys Hube
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Frank:"Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!"
Indian Chutney:"What?"
Chunk Munchers Cereal:"That's crazy talk!"
Frank:"I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof! [shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror]"