A long-running PBS nature series hosted and produced
by Marty Stouffer
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marty stouffer:"and until next time, enjoy our wild America.
-marty stouffer"
Quote O' Matic
Chartog:"[Julie, Odin and Zeek need to cross the lava river, to Julie] I am Chartog, guardian of the river. I know the way across, and I will tell you. You just have to...[chuckles pervertedly] ...kiss me."
Julie:"Ugh... No way!"
Chartog:"[chuckles] What's the matter, my precious? Don't you find me... attractive? [chuckles pervertedly]"
Julie:"[hesitantly] Ugh... if this is what it takes to kill Tyler..."
Chartog:"[chuckles] That's a good girl. Help your friends... it will be over soon..."
Julie:"[leans in, groans] Who will I have to kiss to get back? [kisses Chartog, his slimey tongue darting into her mouth]"
Zeek:"[sees what's going on] Hey, what are you doing? [Julie sees him and Odin on the boat, which is floating in the lava river, making her time with Chartog a complete waste] We're waiting for you."
Julie:"[furiously] Son of a bitch! [draws a fist back] KISS *THIS*! [slugs Chartog and knocks him into the lava river]"
Odin:"[disturbed] You people have strange customs. [Julie steps onto the boat]"