Cryptkeeper:"hello, boils and ghouls
-Cryptkeeper"
Cryptkeeper:"Until the next time boils and ghouls plesant screams
-Cryptkeeper"
Ralph:"*Sniffs B.O.* Cartoons don't stink do they?"
Wahoo:"Well not since the late 80's"
The Cryptkeeper:"Creep out of trouble, because I'll be watching"
Cryptkeeper:"What do you get when you cross a witch and an igloo?"
The Old Witch:"I don't know?"
Cryptkeeper:"A cold spell"
The Old Witch:"What do you call a witch's motorcycle? A broooom stick"
Cryptkeeper as an operator:"Who are you holding for? Marie Antoinette? I'm sorry she's been cut off"
Quote O' Matic
Homer:"[Homer calls the real estate agent in a rage after finding an Indian burial ground in the basement] Mr. Pote, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground! [pause] NO, YOU DIDN'T! [pause] Well, that's not my recollection. [pause] Yeah, well... all right. Good-bye. [hangs up the phone and turns to Marge] He says he mentioned it five or six times."