A cool show all about Calamity Jane in the old west, fightin' bad guys, with her old friend Joe.
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Chief:"I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!"
Kung Fury:"Did you tell me to block it out?"
Chief:"I told you to do it by the book."
Kung Fury:"Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it."
Chief:"Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner."
Kung Fury:"What? Hell no, I work alone."
Chief:"Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop."
Triceracop:"Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury. [Triceracop offers a handshake] Looking forward to working with you."
Kung Fury:"[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief] I work alone."
Chief:"Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case."
Kung Fury:"I'm not off the case. [Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk] I quit! [Kung Fury walks out of the office]"