Patti:
"okay roger
i dare you to say something...nice"
Roger:
"nice?"
Patti:
"about doug"
Roger:
"doug?"
Willie:
"[laughing]"
Roger:
"shut up!
well i guess hes...[mumbles]"
Willie:
"uh, what?!"
Roger:
"i said funnies a really...nice guy!"
Everybody:
"[laughs at roger]"
Roger:
"hey funnie, great party
whats next? patti-cake? [chuckles]"
Doug:
"Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug."
Quailman:
"Remember kids, the Quail-call is NOT a toy!"
Doug:
"Patty you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!"
Mr. Bone:
"If it weren't for rules, everything would be all higgle-dy piggle-dy!"
Quail Man:
"It's Quail Man!"
Doug:
"I don't wanna shake my booty!"
Judy:
"STOP!! Did you say Blythe Field?"
Patti:
"OW! Doug, your nose poked me in the eye!"
Skeeter:
"hey Doug,honk honk!"
Doug:
"One little voice is calling me, calling me."
The mayer:
"And remember, vote for me!"
Mr. Dink:
"YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!"
Mr. Dink:
"VERY expensive"
Doug:
"Da Doy Dought Da Dasketdoll!"
Doug:
"(singing) Patti You're the Mayonaise for me, Whoa whoa whoa"
The Beets:
"Oh eee ooh, killer tofu!"