Stargate SG-1
Debut: January 01, 1997
Ended: January 01, 2007
Debut: January 01, 1997
Ended: January 01, 2007

The story of a secret military project that uses an ancient device called the "Stargate" to explore the universe and fight evil aliens bent on destroying humanity.

Jack O'Neill: "All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece. -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: ""Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao". -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: ""Lose it. " It means, "Go crazy. " "Nuts. " "Insane. " "Bonzo. " "No longer in possession of one's faculties. " "Three fries short of a Happy Meal. " "Wacko. " -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear? -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "[to a nurse with a needle] Listen, really jam it in this time, okay? -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "[Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of a beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. It's a perfect substitute for... food. -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it. -Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill: "Oh for crying out loud! -Jack O'Neill"
Teal'c: "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up. -Teal'c"
Teal'c: "Indeed -Teal'c"
Dozens of Jaffa warriors: "Jaffa, cree! -Dozens of Jaffa warriors"
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