The story of a secret military project that uses an ancient device called the "Stargate" to explore the universe and fight evil aliens bent on destroying humanity.
Intros
Television Series Intro for season 6
Televission Series Intro for Seasons 1-2-3
Television Series Intro for season 9
Television Series Intro for seasons 4-5
Television Series Intro for season 7
Posters
Quotes
Jack O'Neill:"All right, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:""Au revoir"... it's French for "ciao".
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:""Lose it. " It means, "Go crazy. " "Nuts. " "Insane. " "Bonzo. " "No longer in possession of one's faculties. " "Three fries short of a Happy Meal. " "Wacko. "
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"[to a nurse with a needle] Listen, really jam it in this time, okay?
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"[Hammond has accepted O'Neill's offer of a beer] I hope you like Guinness, sir. It's a perfect substitute for... food.
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.
-Jack O'Neill"
Jack O'Neill:"Oh for crying out loud!
-Jack O'Neill"
Teal'c:"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
-Teal'c"
Teal'c:"Indeed
-Teal'c"
Dozens of Jaffa warriors:"Jaffa, cree!
-Dozens of Jaffa warriors"
Detective Inspector Todd:"Do you think I walked into this town from the cotton fields? Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your narrow ass, otherwise you'd be laying next to him in that meet wagon!
-Detective Inspector Todd"
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