Debut: January 01, 1997
Ended: January 01, 2002

The people of Lawndale just don't get Daria Morgendorffer. She's cool with that. See, Daria was born alienated, and now she's just trying to make it through high school with as little human contact as possible. Popularity, friends, activities... whatever. Daria lacks enthusiasm, but she makes up for it with sarcasm. She started off on Beavis and Butthead and got her own TV show. The creator loved her way of showing not to care and asked the creator to make a show about her. Jim didn't mind at all

Jane: "So, Daria. Have you selected a costume for the Halloween party Thursday Night?"
Daria: "I don't know if I'm even going, Jane."
Jane: "Why do you say that?"
Unknown Boy: "Isn't it obvious, squirt? Daria doesn't NEED a costume. She's already scary and repulsive as it is."
Quinn: "She IS NOT! You take it back, or I'll knock every tooth out of your mouth!"
Unknown Boy: "Oh, really? You and who else? The costumed lady over there?"
Daria:: "Listen! I may be different from most girls, but it doesn't mean I don't have feelings!"
Unknown Boy: "You think I CARE about your feelings? As I said, DARIA doesn't need a costume! She'd scare off ANYONE just the way she is!"
Quinn: "I'm warning you! Back off, or else!"
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Daria: "It's a soul train. Beep, beep. Then I'm bored."
Daria: "Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Jane: "Daria? (pause) Daria. (pause) Talking toilet?"
Daria & Jane: "Jane - You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us. Daria - I'm sure they already are. -Daria & Jane"
Daria & Jake: "Jake - How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends? Daria - Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes? -Daria & Jake"
Daria and Quinn: "You're following me!!" "We go to the same school. -Daria and Quinn"
Daria: "I'm the misery chick! -Daria"
Jane: "Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains -Jane"
Jane: "Did you know that Pore Refiner backwards was Renifer Erop? -Jane"
Jane & Daria: "Daria: "Maybe hanging out with my family won't be so bad..." <p> Jane: "I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you must be destroyed." -Jane & Daria"
Quinns friend: "Quinn, I want my lotion back -Quinns friend"
Some Guy and Jane: "Some Guy: You know what they say, 'A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jane: Not if you're diabetic. -Some Guy and Jane"
Trent and Guitar player: "Guitar Player: We went over this hill and all we found was corn, it wasn't very helpful. "Helpful Corn" that's a good name for a band. Trent: Better then "Mystic Spiral"? -Trent and Guitar player"
Jane: "So. You want to go?"
Daria: "I would rather eat glass."
Boy: "Hey ladies! Where have you been all of our life?"
Daria: "Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, Grow up in this room and now that you have arrived our lifes can began."
Brittney: "I like being the host at parties! Its easier to come home from!"
Daria: "Thats a circle."
Brittney: "More like a square to me"
Daria: "Circles have no sides."
Brittney: "So?"
Daria: "I can just see the headline: 'Quaterback and others perish'."
Brittany: "*talking about Kevin* He'd make a wonderful father."
Daria: "To a coconut."
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