Daria
Debut: January 01, 1997
Ended: January 01, 2002
Intros
English Intro
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Jane:
"So, Daria. Have you selected a costume for the Halloween party Thursday Night?"
Daria:
"I don't know if I'm even going, Jane."
Jane:
"Why do you say that?"
Unknown Boy:
"Isn't it obvious, squirt?
Daria doesn't NEED a costume.
She's already scary and repulsive as it is."
Quinn:
"She IS NOT!
You take it back, or I'll knock every tooth out of your mouth!"
Unknown Boy:
"Oh, really?
You and who else?
The costumed lady over there?"
Daria::
"Listen!
I may be different from most girls, but it doesn't mean I don't have feelings!"
Unknown Boy:
"You think I CARE about your feelings?
As I said, DARIA doesn't need a costume! She'd scare off ANYONE just the way she is!"
Quinn:
"I'm warning you!
Back off, or else!"
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Daria:
"It's a soul train. Beep, beep. Then I'm bored."
Daria:
"Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains."
Jane:
"Daria? (pause) Daria. (pause) Talking toilet?"
Daria & Jane:
"Jane - You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us.
Daria - I'm sure they already are.
-Daria & Jane"
Daria & Jake:
"Jake - How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends?
Daria - Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes?
-Daria & Jake"
Daria and Quinn:
"You're following me!!"
"We go to the same school.
-Daria and Quinn"
Daria:
"I'm the misery chick!
-Daria"
Jane:
"Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains
-Jane"
Jane:
"Did you know that Pore Refiner backwards was Renifer Erop?
-Jane"
Jane & Daria:
"Daria: "Maybe hanging out with my family won't be so bad..."
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Jane: "I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you must be destroyed."
-Jane & Daria"
Quinns friend:
"Quinn, I want my lotion back
-Quinns friend"
Some Guy and Jane:
"Some Guy: You know what they say, 'A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jane: Not if you're diabetic.
-Some Guy and Jane"
Trent and Guitar player:
"Guitar Player: We went over this hill and all we found was corn, it wasn't very helpful. "Helpful Corn" that's a good name for a band.
Trent: Better then "Mystic Spiral"?
-Trent and Guitar player"
Jane:
"So. You want to go?"
Daria:
"I would rather eat glass."
Boy:
"Hey ladies! Where have you been all of our life?"
Daria:
"Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, Grow up in this room and now that you have arrived our lifes can began."
Brittney:
"I like being the host at parties! Its easier to come home from!"
Daria:
"Thats a circle."
Brittney:
"More like a square to me"
Daria:
"Circles have no sides."
Brittney:
"So?"
Daria:
"I can just see the headline: 'Quaterback and others perish'."
Brittany:
"*talking about Kevin*
He'd make a wonderful father."
Daria:
"To a coconut."
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