"The Three Musketeers!"
"The Three Amigos!"
"The Three Blind Mice! [pause] That's not really fair. You guys took all the good ones."
"Raven: Ya NASTY!"
"'Have you been using my CD player again?' 'No...' 'Then why is there *bologna* in it?'"
"[Raven gets squirt with grapejuice] Oh, I'm melting! I'm melting!"
"How do I look?"
"Rae, the bale's not hiding the booty."
"I'm such a bossy boots!"
"I love you, Snookypuss."
"I love you too, Cookielips."
"Aww, Ray, that's so cute. Hey, how come we don't have any cute nick-names?"
"Oh, ok... Biscuit-head."
"Raven: That darn Corey! Corey: Me?...She broke my pillow!"
Raven and Sydney:
"My sister and me, my sister and me We stick together like a dog and a flea And no one ever better try to come between My lovin' sister and me"
"Raven: Dad, what's going on between you and Leonard Stevenson? Chelsea: AAAAAAH!"
"Check out Horace y'all, looks like he was just beamed down from Planet Dweeb!"
"(Playing a deliveryboy on a tv show) Deeeeelivery!"
"I've got a pinecone. Yes I do. I've got a pinecone. How 'bout you?"
"The Juicer thinks you're cute"
"Do you want to know what I think? I think you're cute."
"Eddie and Raven sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P."
Dr. Stuckerman as the Wicked Witch of the West:
"I'll get you and your little homies too!"
"I am a lowley pledge I am lower than a worms belly button I live only to serve my Sigma brothers yey yehey"
"Cow, cow, where art thou? You're in my stomach now."
"So u admit you ate the cake?"
"Yes yes yes yes!"
"Well then could you admit it to that camera over there?"
"Yes we admit it, we ate the-camera!?!"