Everybody Loves Raymond
Debut: September 13, 1996
Ended: May 16, 2005

Stand-up comedian Ray Romano stars as Ray Barone, a successful sportswriter and devoted husband to Debra (Patricia Heaton), who must deal with his brother and parents, who happen to live across the street. Frank (Peter Boyle) and Marie (Doris Roberts) love to meddle in his life, while older brother Robert (Brad Garrett) sometimes resents his success. Nevertheless, Ray manages to keep a bright outlook and a sense of humor as he balances his family and work lives.

Ray: "I just saw her eat a fly!"
Marie: "How dare he call and stick his nose in my business!"
Frank: "I could've ate the alphabet and crapped a better interview."
Marie: "At least I dont smoke, or set off fireworks, or bark at the cat."
Debra: "Frank, HUG YOUR SON!!"
Frank: "What in the holy name of crap are you talking about?"
Robert: "Everybody loves Raymond."
Frank: "(After Marie just got sprayed with paint) This one needs another coat."
Ray: "(After Debra dumped the ice cream on him) mmm, fudgey"
Marie : "Awww, Frank come quick. are boys are hugging."
Frank: "Want me to get the hose?"
Ray: "(Frank just called him from in the bathroom) *bring* hello. Oh so they got a phone in there too."
Ray: "(to Debra) And what do you do all day- I'm sorry!"
Frank: "Hooooly crap."
Debra: "Wow, for a sick elderly woman, she sure can run."
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