Blanche:
"Tell that to my thighs.
-Blanche"
Rose:
"My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
-Rose"
Dorothy:
"Oh c'mon, Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.
-Dorothy"
Dorothy:
"What are you trying to say, Rose? Weddings make you HOT?
-Dorothy"
Dorothy:
"Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
-Dorothy"
Dorothy:
"Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.
-Dorothy"
Sophia:
"I need the money for my old age.
-Sophia"
Blanche:
"Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?
-Blanche"
Dorothy:
"You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
-Dorothy"
Sophia:
"Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.
-Sophia"
Sophia:
"To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.
-Sophia"
Sophia:
"Picture it - Sicily, 1932...
-Sophia"
Sophia:
"I was blowing my breasts, Rose!
-Sophia"
Rose:
"What is your lucky hankerchief doing in your bra sophia?
-Rose"
Blanche:
"Oh relax Rose, those are my initals: Blanche Elaine Devereaux.
-Blanche"
Sophia:
"Look at me.
-Sophia"
Dorthy and Sophia:
"Dorthy) I have done something terrible. Sophia) What did you do? Dorthy) I huged Miles. Sophia) Your'e going to HELL missy!
-Dorthy and Sophia"
Dorthy and Sophia:
"Leap year, full moon...the curse. (Dorthy) O come on Ma it's the 90's say it's that time of the month
-Dorthy and Sophia"