Phineas and Ferb
Debut: August 17, 2007
Intros
"Meap Me in St. Louis" (5.9 [6/6/25]): official theme song and start of spe...
Season 5 Intro [ Another Hundred 104 Days Variant ]
"Rollercoaster"/"Candace Loose Her Head" (1.1 ['07]): official Theme Song a...
"Summer Block Buster" (5.1a [5/26/25]): Start of Episode ft "Summer is Star...
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together": 2/13/09 (12am) Disney XD laun...
Persian intro (winter)
Credits
"Meap Me in St. Louis" (5.9 [6/6/25]): Ending ("All Trailer Scenes Used!! -...
"Rollercoaster"/"Candace Lose Her Head" (1.1 ['07]): Ending of "Rollercoast...
"Summer Block Buster" (5.1a [5/26/25]): a Cliffhanging "End …of Part 1", le...
"Crack That Whip"/"Lazy Day" (1.18 [5/24/08]): End credits w/ Disney Prince...
Mandarin Chinese episode 2 credits
Icelandic episode 2 credits
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Danny Jacob:
"♪…or when you have to buy your undead things, from Danville's one Goth store
I'm a grim and lonely vampire teen,
Living in a brightly lit suburban dream
I should sleep; sleep; sleep 'til the day is done,
but I'm a lost little vampire in, the, su-uuu-un♪"
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Danny Jacob:
"♪We're buildin' a supercomputer in the backyard, and singing about it in G
We worked up the plans, so it can't be that hard to make a trillion-terabyte memory
Our song is synchronic; not the least bit ironic
What you hear is exactly what you see
We're building a supercomputer; and singing just what we're doin'
Which is building a supercomputer; and overexplainin' just what you're viewin'
All the panels are screwed in as our song is concludin';
What you hear is exactly what you see♪"
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Robbie Wyckoff:
"♪It's an epic monster battle
Sound the awesome monster horn
For an evil wizard and a dragonpus
and a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn …girl♪"
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Jeff McGarland:
"Wait hold on a second."
"You can't just throw a giant monster into a story because you're stuck for an ending. It's lazy; It's lazy writing."
[…] "On second thought: I love it. You may have tied me up next to this-what is this? A beaver or something? And, and pitched me a TV series against my will, not to mention holding up the autograph line. But my advanced TV executive instincts tell me your show is going to be a big hit."
"Just a thought, though: Can we give the platypus a girlfriend?"
Doofenshmirtz:
"[pitching 'Doof 'n' Puss'] Okay, what?"
"Yes! I'm going to have my own show, on television! And then, all of these fans will be so enamored of me, they will do my bidding. It's actually happening! I am going to rule the Tri-State Area!"
"What?! Never! Oh, suddenly you know my characters better than me? Forget it! I'm no sell out; I just crassly calculated commercial appeal in a mad quest for financial gain. No, no. My artistic integrity and I are out; Peace!"
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Candace:
"How am I going to get ready in three seconds?!"
Ferb:
"[The ray from Doof's Ball Gown-inator hits him, Phineas and Isabella.] Apparently: Do what we did."
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Olivia Olsen:
"♪It's not that we don' like it♪"
Dan Povenmire:
"♪We left the marshmallows at home (I blame Baljeet!)♪"
"Well: I-It was clearly your responsibility."
"Hey, I have a name you know."
"Well: I-It's 'disembodied reggae space voice', but that's just a coincidence; you didn't know that!"
Baljeet:
"Hey! What do you mean you blame me?!"
"Where are you getting your information from, disembodied reggae space voice?"
"Oh yeah? What is it?"
"Oh, look who's sensitive! Besides, Buford could have brought the marshmallows."
"He started it."
Buford:
"Hey: Leave me out of this!"
Phineas:
"[referring to the time remaining in the show] Guys, guys: We have limited time here! Baljeet: Could you please stop arguing with the soundtrack?"
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Veterinarian:
"[the chipping gun beeps] Funny; It senses one of you has been chipped."
Ferb:
"That's me: From that time I went feral."
Danny Jacob:
"[ends in a forest with a feral Ferb acting like Perry] ♪Der ker na Ferb na vilder verd!♪ [Ferb goat-screams]"
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Phineas:
"Whoa! Is it me?; or Does the sky look really dark and ominous, as if its foreshadowing events which will have a negative impact on our lives?"
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Phineas:
"[He and Ferb arrive at the Fireside Girls lodge] 1:00 p.m. - Taste test the girls' cupcakes! [He opens the door. Many spears fly and stick to the wall right around them. They stare at the chaos, currently rampaging… due to Doof's -inator from the outset]"
Ginger:
"[drilling into more cupcakes as the frosting flies in her face.] I love it; I love the taste! [sticks tongue out]"
Isabella:
"[she doesn't have time for the boys, so she pushes them out; panicked] You can't see us like this! [runs back inside and shuts the door]"
Ferb:
"I guess girls do mature faster than boys."
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Farmer's Wife:
"You're telling me we only got vinegar for this giant salad? [a bowl of lettuce leaves shows it out] What are we gonna tell all these hungry vegetarians? [the Doonkelberry oil splashes onto the giant salad bowl.]"
Nerd:
"[vegetarians cheer] Uh; I asked for mine on the side."
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Newsman:
"Good afternoon, Danville! Dink Winkerson here, and this is little Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231; and she's got a little announcement to make."
Isabella:
"[man's voice] Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Giant monster truck rally right here in Danville! Candace the Crusher takes on all comers! Be there, be there, be there! We'll give you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! [return to normal] thanks, Dink."
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Monogram:
"Good morning, Agent P: I'd tell you what Doofenshmirtz is up to but the screen isn't big enough for the little box thingy over my shoulder, but I'm sure you'll figure it out when you get there. Good luck, Agent P. [Perry leaves] ♪Oh give me a home, where the buffalo…♪ / (2x) Moth!"
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J.K.:
"[a panoramic view shifts to him and the boys; a billboard says 'A Happy Worker is a Productive Worker'] Here's the factory, boys. This is where it all happens! [the Har D Har factory line makes Shimmy Jimmy climbing toys]"
Phineas:
"[one worker gets sleepy…into the convener belt and drops into the bin] Wow. Somehow I never pictured a toy factory as being this… boring. [another big idea is made] Time for a makeover!"
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Candace:
"[to Irving] Can you take our picture, please? [hugs him] Okay: everybody say…"
the Flynn-Fletcher Family and the Gang:
"Brand New Summer! [a still picture is taken]"
Doofenshmirtz:
"[appears with an electric guitar] Pow; We're back, baby! [gets zapped]"
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Phineas:
"Hey, Candace. What'cha waaaatchin'?"
"I don't get it. Why would anyone want to wear such goofy looking clothes?"
"Hmm. I never thought of it that way. [another big idea came up] Ferb, put the Cold Fusion Reactor on hold; [Ferb pulls lever] I know what we're gonna do today!"
Candace:
"Only the latest looks from the world's greatest fashion designer, Gaston Le Mode."
"It's not goofy! Fashion designers create art. That people live in."
"[dials video phone] Stacy, I know what we're gonna do today!"
Gaston:
"[on TV] As now, to my world tour: I, Gaston Le Mode, will be at the… 'Googolplex Mall' …today!"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"['Jerk De Soleil'] Behold: the Sneak-Peak-inator.
['Attack of the 50 Foot Sister'; using Growth elixir] I just snap it into place and set the range for say: '4 min Sneak Peak'.
['Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!'] Now let's light this pop stand. (sigh) Could take a while, though. It's gotta- gotta warm up."
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Candace:
"[at Super Food Stuff Mart] Mom, you gotta come home right now."
"No, no, no! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!"
"What do you mean?"
"I still don't know how they cleaned that up so fast."
"They're building a rollercoaster!"
Mom:
"Did a satellite crash into the house?"
"It seems like we've had this conversation before."
"I seem to recall you telling me the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles."
"And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys."
"So what's the emergency this time?"
"Candace, seriously. Isn't Phineas a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?"
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Narrator:
"the Neanderthals were great makers of tools, as well as skilled hunters. It's also believed that they had a highly advanced language. For example: [imitates language] Is how they may have said 'I love you' or 'Please take out the trash'. But one day, the fateful ice storms came. the Neanderthals blamed each other for being ill-equipped to survive the harsh cold. Many were frozen in glaciers and may be preserved to this very day. We will return to our program after a brief word from our sponsor."
Phineas:
"[as the Sandwich Town advert plays] Hmm… I wonder if there's a caveman in the Danville Glacier."
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! [later… they come back with sandwiches] You know what else we should do today? Go search for a caveman at the Danville Glacier!"
Advert:
"come on down to Sandwich Town."
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Phineas:
"That pop star stuff might be fun at first, but then you'd be stuck in a dead end job. Too bad you can't just do it once and move on."
"One-hit wonder? What's that?"
"[completing checklist] A one-hit wonder… Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. [Ferb strums a guitar.]"
Mom:
"Well, what you're talking about is a one-hit wonder."
"Well: a musical act goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics… Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, and they fade to obscurity. Before you know it, their song ends up as elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert… And after that, they never sing again. And no one… remembers them. Not that I would know anything about that."
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Monogram:
"Oww; Oh; My back! Carl, crack!"
"By the way, I want your hat on my desk! Because it rains a lot in Seattle, and I'd like to spray it with this cool new water-proofing treatment. Which reminds me, we've installed new unbreakable glass in your lair monitor. Go ahead, try it out. [Perry yanks out his chair, throws it at the screen and shatters on impact] Hmm… Better order that unbreakable chair too, Carl."
Carl:
"Cracking, sir. [he proceeds to crack Monogram's back]"
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