Phineas and Ferb
Debut: August 17, 2007
Intros
"Meap Me in St. Louis" (5.9 [6/6/25]): official theme song and start of spe...
Season 5 Intro [ Another Hundred 104 Days Variant ]
"Rollercoaster"/"Candace Loose Her Head" (1.1 ['07]): official Theme Song a...
"Summer Block Buster" (5.1a [5/26/25]): Start of Episode ft "Summer is Star...
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together": 2/13/09 (12am) Disney XD laun...
Persian intro (winter)
Credits
"Meap Me in St. Louis" (5.9 [6/6/25]): Ending ("All Trailer Scenes Used!! -...
"Rollercoaster"/"Candace Lose Her Head" (1.1 ['07]): Ending of "Rollercoast...
"Summer Block Buster" (5.1a [5/26/25]): a Cliffhanging "End …of Part 1", le...
"Crack That Whip"/"Lazy Day" (1.18 [5/24/08]): End credits w/ Disney Prince...
Mandarin Chinese episode 2 credits
Icelandic episode 2 credits
Posters
Quotes
Phineas:
"[He and Ferb arrive at the Fireside Girls lodge] 1:00 p.m. - Taste test the girls' cupcakes! [He opens the door. Many spears fly and stick to the wall right around them. They stare at the chaos, currently rampaging… due to Doof's -inator from the outset]"
Ginger:
"[drilling into more cupcakes as the frosting flies in her face.] I love it; I love the taste! [sticks tongue out]"
Isabella:
"[she doesn't have time for the boys, so she pushes them out; panicked] You can't see us like this! [runs back inside and shuts the door]"
Ferb:
"I guess girls do mature faster than boys."
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Farmer's Wife:
"You're telling me we only got vinegar for this giant salad? [a bowl of lettuce leaves shows it out] What are we gonna tell all these hungry vegetarians? [the Doonkelberry oil splashes onto the giant salad bowl.]"
Nerd:
"[vegetarians cheer] Uh; I asked for mine on the side."
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Newsman:
"Good afternoon, Danville! Dink Winkerson here, and this is little Isabella Garcia-Shapiro from Fireside Girl Troop 46231; and she's got a little announcement to make."
Isabella:
"[man's voice] Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday! Giant monster truck rally right here in Danville! Candace the Crusher takes on all comers! Be there, be there, be there! We'll give you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge! [return to normal] thanks, Dink."
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Monogram:
"Good morning, Agent P: I'd tell you what Doofenshmirtz is up to but the screen isn't big enough for the little box thingy over my shoulder, but I'm sure you'll figure it out when you get there. Good luck, Agent P. [Perry leaves] ♪Oh give me a home, where the buffalo…♪ / (2x) Moth!"
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J.K.:
"[a panoramic view shifts to him and the boys; a billboard says 'A Happy Worker is a Productive Worker'] Here's the factory, boys. This is where it all happens! [the Har D Har factory line makes Shimmy Jimmy climbing toys]"
Phineas:
"[one worker gets sleepy…into the convener belt and drops into the bin] Wow. Somehow I never pictured a toy factory as being this… boring. [another big idea is made] Time for a makeover!"
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Candace:
"Everybody say:"
the Flynn-Fletcher Family and the Gang:
"Brand New Summer!"
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Phineas:
"Hey, Candace. What'cha waaaatchin'?"
"I don't get it. Why would anyone want to wear such goofy looking clothes?"
"Hmm. I never thought of it that way. [another big idea came up] Ferb, put the Cold Fusion Reactor on hold; [Ferb pulls lever] I know what we're gonna do today!"
Candace:
"Only the latest looks from the world's greatest fashion designer, Gaston Le Mode."
"It's not goofy! Fashion designers create art. That people live in."
"[dials video phone] Stacy, I know what we're gonna do today!"
Gaston:
"[on TV] As now, to my world tour: I, Gaston Le Mode, will be at the… 'Googolplex Mall' …today!"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"['Jerk De Soleil'] Behold: the Sneak-Peak-inator.
['Attack of the 50 Foot Sister'; using Growth elixir] I just snap it into place and set the range for say: '4 min Sneak Peak'.
['Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!'] Now let's light this pop stand. (sigh) Could take a while, though. It's gotta- gotta warm up."
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Candace:
"[at Super Food Stuff Mart] Mom, you gotta come home right now."
"No, no, no! You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!"
"What do you mean?"
"I still don't know how they cleaned that up so fast."
"They're building a rollercoaster!"
Mom:
"Did a satellite crash into the house?"
"It seems like we've had this conversation before."
"I seem to recall you telling me the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles."
"And when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys."
"So what's the emergency this time?"
"Candace, seriously. Isn't Phineas a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?"
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Narrator:
"the Neanderthals were great makers of tools, as well as skilled hunters. It's also believed that they had a highly advanced language. For example: [imitates language] Is how they may have said 'I love you' or 'Please take out the trash'. But one day, the fateful ice storms came. the Neanderthals blamed each other for being ill-equipped to survive the harsh cold. Many were frozen in glaciers and may be preserved to this very day. We will return to our program after a brief word from our sponsor."
Phineas:
"[as the Sandwich Town advert plays] Hmm… I wonder if there's a caveman in the Danville Glacier."
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! [later… they come back with sandwiches] You know what else we should do today? Go search for a caveman at the Danville Glacier!"
Advert:
"come on down to Sandwich Town."
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Phineas:
"That pop star stuff might be fun at first, but then you'd be stuck in a dead end job. Too bad you can't just do it once and move on."
"One-hit wonder? What's that?"
"[completing checklist] A one-hit wonder… Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. [Ferb strums a guitar.]"
Mom:
"Well, what you're talking about is a one-hit wonder."
"Well: a musical act goes to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics… Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, and they fade to obscurity. Before you know it, their song ends up as elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert… And after that, they never sing again. And no one… remembers them. Not that I would know anything about that."
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Monogram:
"Oww; Oh; My back! Carl, crack!"
"By the way, I want your hat on my desk! Because it rains a lot in Seattle, and I'd like to spray it with this cool new water-proofing treatment. Which reminds me, we've installed new unbreakable glass in your lair monitor. Go ahead, try it out. [Perry yanks out his chair, throws it at the screen and shatters on impact] Hmm… Better order that unbreakable chair too, Carl."
Carl:
"Cracking, sir. [he proceeds to crack Monogram's back]"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"I hope you're ready for the big show, Perry the Platypus! [plugs the blue plug with the green wire] because Evil Incorporated is on the air! [his Preempt-inator activates]"
Baseballcaster:
"[a man is watching one of the main season games on TV] …down as 2 and 2. Here's the pitch. [goes into static]"
Doofenshmirtz (v/o):
"We preempt your normal programming with the first annual Telethon of Evil! And now live; because it's evil spelled backwards; your host - Heinz Doofenshmirtz!"
Doofenshmirtz:
"♪I want your money
I'm strapped for cash
I need your money
Too lazy to get a job
Give me your money
I'm not being funny
Give me your money today!♪"
Dad:
"[He, from the playtipus' host family, is also watching it at his dental appointment] This is a brilliant work of satire; It's my new favorite show."
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Baljeet:
"Ladies?"
"Well, I usually attend college level conferences, but I thought I would dumb it down for the weekend."
Candace:
"Baljeet: This seminar is for high school kids. What are you doing here?"
[to Stacy] "Uhh; Are we supposed to take notes?""
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Doofenshmirtz:
"[his political campaign for Mayor] Hey; Guess what, Tri-State Area? I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have seized control and am now your supreme leader. Seriously: Life as you know it is over. Thank you and remember: Doof you; Doof me; Doof us! [disclaimer] I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I approve this evil message."
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Baljeet:
"[trapped in a dome with Phineas, Ferb, Isabela and Buford] Do me a favor - Next time you want to make a fiendishly clever computer-controlled contraption, call one of your other friends."
Phineas:
"Hey! That's it. Tower: You were programmed to trap Ferb and me and our friends; But we've got friends all over Danville."
"In fact, we have friends all over the Tri-State Area."
"You're right: Tokyo, Paris, Nepal; We have friends all over the Earth."
"In fact: we even have an alien friend named Meap; He's from another planet. So, really: We have friends all over the galaxy."
[after their friends leave] "So, the entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for ya?"
Tower:
"[expands dome to around the city] Is that so?"
[expands dome to the area] "Well: Aren't we popular?"
[expands dome to the entire Earth] "Look at me: I've got friends all over the Earth; All right then."
[P&F's Big Idea jumps up outside Earth and expands its dome to the Milky Way] "A small matter for one such as me. You will never escape. Never!""
Ferb:
"Plus: There was that small matter of circumnavigating the globe."
"Well, for today."
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Monogram:
"Agent P: Doofenshmirtz has crippled the entire worldwide internet by spreading a so-called viral video over the whole planet. Watch carefully, Agent P: What you're about to see may be the masterstroke of an evil genius who has distracted us with smaller schemes while secretly moving us into checkmate."
Doofenshmirtz (in video):
"I am a superstar! [grunting, falls into toilet; toilet flushes] It won't stop flushing! [Agent P stares wide-eyed for a moment, then smiles, trying not to laugh]"
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Mom:
"Hey, boys."
[cut to backyard] "What are you up to today?"
"I don't see any monster trucks."
(oblivious) "You boys have such active imaginations. You must get it from your father."
[the pickup car arrives] "Oh: Charlene's here; I'm off to my cooking class."
Phineas:
"hi, Mom!
[he and Ferb uses the analog controllers] "We're racing our remote-controlled monster trucks.
"Oh, that's 'cause we rigged them to go light-speed. You know how those stock motors are. They never give you enough action."
"Bye, Mom. Final lap, Ferb [the cars suddenly materialize and speed off, leaving behind trails of fire] Aw! Another photo finish; I'm never watching closely enough to see who won."
Dad:
"[inside…] Let's see: Green goes to number 5. (laughs) I'm painting!"
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Dad:
"Boys; Boys; Come quick!"
"It's the new, digitally remastered third series of 'Pinhead Pierre'; Only the best series ever of my favorite show ever! That's all."
Phineas:
"what is it, Dad?"
[He and Ferb bounce down on a large inflatable ball] "You had us at 'come quick!'."
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Nick Fury:
"Agent P - Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Spider-Man have lost their superpowers to a mysterious power-siphoning ray, which we believe originated somewhere in the Danville area. We fear a group of supervillains are closing in. We need you to monitor the situation and report back. [at Monogram, now wearing eyepatches on both eyes] Francis, I'm gonna need you. Now what are you doing?"
Carl (o.s.):
"He thinks two eyepatches make him look twice as cool."
Monogram:
"I don't know what you're talking about. [Fury groans]"
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